Dinoshark Cometh

B-movie pioneer Roger Corman, the guy behind every zero-budget horror movie classic from A Bucket of Blood (1959) and Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957) to contemporary features as Dinocroc (2004) is back flaunting his knack for spending less on movie-making than he does on lunch with Dinoshark.

Filmed in Mexico (but not yet done), Dinoshark allegedly reuses the same human snapping jaws that belonged to Dinocroc. Why not? Don't fix what's not broken, I always say. Corman also goes on to reveal that the follow-up is Octoshark. I don't know why, but I simply cannot wait to see that movie.

Dinocroc, as you no doubt recall, was a heartwarming story of a prehistoric raptor with a crocodile face (thank you genetic tinkering), made infamous by the scene in which DC bites off a little boy's head (later censored for the TV version). He shouldn't have put his head in Dinocroc's mouth in the first place. Stupid kid.

Dinocroc goes on to eat, chew, gulp, swallow, devour, savor much the the small town in which he was having such a good time. The end.

Sort of.

Where there's one genetically-enhanced monster, there's probably another. So why not kill two towns with the same storyline? Hence, Dincocroc Vs. Supergator, coming soon. But not soon enough.