Building a Better Future
With the arrival of the new "The Day the Earth Stood Still," we
wonder whether some other sci-fi classics could use an upgrade
By Don Kaye
Special to MSN Movies
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Remakes. They're almost a dime a dozen these days, with studios frantically
scouring their libraries for any and all brand names that they can repackage and
resell to audiences that are usually younger and largely unfamiliar with the
original work. Science fiction and other genre films seem especially susceptible
to this treatment, with fans subjected to such a seemingly endless parade of
retreads and "reimaginings" (such a hateful word) that the latest announcements
are no longer even greeted with a howl of outrage but, rather, with a whimper of
resignation.
But you know what? Some of these new editions aren't so bad. Let's put it in
context: Remakes have been around forever. After all, even Hitchcock remade one
of his own movies ("The Man Who Knew Too Much"). Keep in mind also that
some of the very best science fiction movies of the past 30 years (Philip Kaufman's "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" in 1978, John Carpenter's "The Thing" in 1982, and David Cronenberg's "The Fly" in 1986) were updates of established genre
landmarks. On the other hand, they still haven't gotten "I Am Legend" quite right after three tries, and the
less said about the latest "Invasion" (the Nicole Kidman version), the better.
Yet science fiction in particular can benefit from the incredible advances
made in visual effects over the years: the wire-suspended saucers of the
original (and still effective) 1953 version of "War of the Worlds" were easily superseded by the
terrifying tripod, right out of H.G. Wells' novel, in Steven Spielberg's 2005 redux.
But it was the story and message of Robert Wise's 1951 "The Day the Earth Stood Still" that made that film so
unforgettable. And it remains to be seen whether the new edition, starring Keanu Reeves and being released Dec.
12, can have the same impact. As good as the new "Earth" looks in the trailers,
science fiction is still all about ideas. But even the best ideas, like anything
else, can get spruced up for a new generation. With humility and respect for the
originals, here are some sci-fi remakes we think we could live with.
"Metropolis"
(1927)
Might as well get started by freaking out everyone, including
ourselves. "Metropolis" is considered an untouchable; it's hard to imagine any
director topping Fritz Lang's Expressionistic
masterpiece in visual terms alone. But Lang's dystopian allegory is 80 years old
and silent, which means that fewer and fewer people are revisiting it these
days. Sadly, its story of a society in which the working class is buried
underground by the wealthy doesn't sound like science fiction at all, while the
android vixen created to distract and rile up the workers sounds suspiciously
like a recent vice presidential candidate to us. So give this to someone good,
and we mean very good; only names like Fincher, Nolan or Aronofsky need apply.
"Forbidden Planet"
(1956)
Like many remake ideas, we approach this one with a fair
amount of trepidation, not least because this is one of the all-time classic
sci-fi films. The original "Forbidden Planet" was pioneering in many ways. It
remains one of the most intelligent and literate genre movies of its time, and
captures the true "sense of wonder" of written science fiction. But it's also
slow-moving, juvenile in spots, and a little socially out of date. Sprucing up
the script, characters and special effects (which weren't too shabby to begin
with) would not tarnish the original's legacy one bit if they kept its
Shakespearean themes and awe-inspiring concepts intact. "Babylon 5" creator J.
Michael Straczynski is writing a new version now, a good first step.
"X: The Man With the X-Ray
Eyes" (1963)
Considered one of B-movie king
Roger Corman's finest films, the original stars Ray Milland as Dr. James Xavier, a
scientist who develops a way to see through, well, everything. Eventually what
he sees drives him mad, bringing the picture to a shocking conclusion. Corman's
little movie is surprisingly haunting and philosophical, but suffers from the
rather dated effects and moral codes of the time. For example, one
unintentionally hilarious party scene only shows the partygoers from the neck up
or knees down, while Xavier's final glimpse into the center of the universe
couldn't be shown on Corman's budget. Like many potential remakes, "X" could be
done either as a sophomoric comedy or a potent, cerebral thriller -- we know
which one we'd like to see.
"The
Prisoner" (1967)
Normally we wouldn't dream of
touching Patrick McGoohan's masterful cult TV series about a retired secret
agent incarcerated in a pastoral but sinister, undisclosed location. But when it
was announced at one point that "Dark Knight" director Christopher Nolan was attached to
write and direct a feature version, well, we were ready to book our flight to
the series' eerie Village right then. The show's many chilling aspects (it deals
with conformity, the surveillance society, mind control and even extraordinary
rendition) are no less relevant today. But now we hear that Nolan's off the
project and it has been turned into a six-part AMC miniseries. So ... be seeing
you.
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