10 Best 'Simpsons' Episodes
A look back at what made "The Simpsons" great during its
first decade on the air
By Paul Semel
Special to MSN Entertainment
Most television shows are lucky to last 10 episodes, let alone an entire
season. But "The
Simpsons" hasn't just lasted a lot longer -- a 19th season begins this fall
-- it has lasted long enough to collect 10 seasons on DVD. In honor of the newly
released "The Simpsons: The Complete Tenth Season," which
augments every episode with commentary tracks as well as outtakes, commercials,
and art bits, we're taking a look at the best episodes from each of the show's
first 10 seasons.
Season 1
Name: "Simpsons
Roasting on an Open Fire"
Original Airdate: Dec. 17,
1989
Written By: Mimi Pond
Directed By:
David Silverman
What Happened: When Mr. Burns cancels the
annual Christmas bonus, and Marge spends all of the family's holiday money
getting Bart's bitchin' tattoo removed, Homer tries to make some quick cash at
the dog track.
Why It's The Best: Maybe it's because of
sentimental value -- not only is it the first episode, but it's also the first
one we ever saw -- but it could be because the mix of pathos and heart, as well
as some seriously edgy humor (well, for 1989, anyway), got us hooked right
away.
Hey, This Is Funny: This wasn't supposed to be the
first episode. Or a stand-alone Christmas special. "The Simpsons" was supposed
to debut in the fall of 1989, but when problems arose with the episode "Some
Enchanted Evening," they bumped the season back to January 1990 and ran this
episode in December as a special.
On DVD: "The Simpsons: The Complete First Season"
Season 2
Name: "The Simpsons Halloween Special"
aka "Treehouse
of Horror"
Original Airdate: Oct. 24,
1990
Written By: John Swartzwelder (segment 1), Jay Kogen
and Wallace Wolodarsky (segment 2), Sam Simon and Edgar Allan Poe (segment 3)
Directed By:
Wes Archer (segment 1), Rich Moore (segment 2), David Silverman (segment
3)
Special Guest Star: James Earl Jones
What Happened: A trio
of scary treats: the "Bad Dream House" segment has the family moving into a
haunted house; "Hungry Are the Damned" has alien siblings Kodos and Kang
abducting the family; "The Raven" is a retelling of Edgar Allan Poe's classic
tale with Bart as the bird.
Why It's The Best: Again, maybe
it's sentimental value -- this is the first Halloween special -- but it could
also be because we love Kang and Kodos ... and the idea of Bart the raven
telling Homer, "Get bent!"
Hey, This Is Funny: Despite the
name, this is actually the only "Treehouse of Horror" to take place in Bart's
tree house.
On DVD: "The Simpsons: The Complete Second Season"
Season 3
Name: "Flaming
Moe's"
Original Airdate: Nov. 21,
1991
Written By: Robert Cohen
Directed
By: Rich Moore and Alan Smart
Special Guest Stars:
Phil Hartman, Steven Tyler, Joe Perry, Brad Whitford, Tom Hamilton, and Joey Kramer.
What Happened:
After Moe claims Homer's homemade drink as his own, the bar starts attracting a
lot more people ... including the members of Aerosmith.
Why It's
The Best: Because the surreal scene in which everyone in Homer's
eyesight starts saying "Moe" just really blew our Moes, uh
minds.
Hey, This Is Funny: According to Wikipedia,
bartenders in Finland supposedly make real Flaming Moes by mixing Koskenkorva
vodka and salmiakki, a salty licorice candy. And, we assume, fire.
On
DVD: "The Simpsons: The Complete Third Season"
Season 4
Name: "Kamp
Krusty"
Original Airdate: Sept. 24,
1992
Written By: David M. Stern
Directed
By: Mark Kirkland
What Happened: Lisa and Bart head
off to Kamp Krusty for a summer of fun and sun, but instead get a summer of
slave labor and gruel.
Why It's The Best: Because it has the
best toast anyone has ever given, ever: "To Evil!"
Hey, This Is
Funny: The plot of this episode was originally considered for a
full-length "Simpsons" movie, but when the writers couldn't make it work, they
scrapped the film idea and just made a regular-size episode. It wouldn't be
until 2001 that work on the just-released "The Simpsons Movie" would begin again
in earnest.
On DVD: "The Simpsons: The Complete Fourth Season"
Season 5
Name: "Cape
Feare"
Original Airdate: Oct. 7, 1993
Written
By: Jon Vitti
Directed By: Rich
Moore
Special Guest Star: Kelsey Grammer
What Happened: Three
years ago, in the episode "Krusty Gets
Busted," Krusty's sidekick "Sideshow" Bob hatched a fiendish plan to frame
his boss for robbery. And he would've gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for
those meddling Simpsons. Which is why, in this episode, Bob is out to get his
revenge.
Why It's The Best: Because every "Sideshow" Bob
episode is great, and this outrageously bizarre one is the best of the bunch
(and, arguably, the single best "Simpsons" episode ever).
Hey, This
Is Funny: According to the book "The Simpsons: A Complete Guide to Our
Favorite Family," edited by Ray Richmond and Antonia Coffman, this was the last
episode by the show's original writing staff.
On DVD: "The Simpsons: The Complete Fifth Season"
Season 6
Name: "And Maggie
Makes Three"
Original Airdate: Jan. 22,
1995
Written By: Jennifer Crittenden
Directed
By: Swinton O. Scott III
What Happened: When Lisa
notices a distinct lack of Maggie pictures in the family album, Homer explains
their absence by telling the story of Maggie's birth as a funny
flashback.
Why It's The Best: Because any time we get to see
what Homer and Marge were like before the weight of the world crushed their
spirits, it's hilarious.
Hey, This Is Funny: Though she
usually doesn't talk, when Maggie has spoken, it's been with the voice of Elizabeth Taylor ("Lisa's
First Word"), James Earl Jones ("Treehouse
of Horror V"), and Harry Shearer ("Treehouse
of Horror IX").
On DVD: "The Simpsons: The Complete Sixth Season"
Season 7
Name: "Raging Abe
Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in 'The Curse of the Flying
Hellfish'"
Original Airdate: April 28,
1996
Written By: Jonathan Collier
Directed
By: Jeffrey Lynch
What Happened: After one of his
army buddies dies, Grampa reveals that he and his squad made a pact during the
war -- one involving stolen artwork -- that could make him rich.
Why
It's The Best: Because we love Grampa as if he was our own. Which is to
say, on special occasions and holidays.
Hey, This Is Funny:
Many of the paintings stolen in the episode are based on real works of art that
went missing during World War II.
On DVD: "The Simpsons: The Complete Seventh Season"
Season 8
Name: "You Only
Move Twice"
Original Airdate: Nov. 3,
1996
Written By: John Swartzwelder
Directed
By: Mike B. Anderson
Special Guest Star: Albert Brooks
What Happened: Homer is
offered a great new job in a wonderful new town. So you know it all has to go
wrong somehow.
Why It's The Best: Because Albert Brooks'
performance as Hank Scorpio is so sublime and ridiculous that you have to wonder
why he's never been cast as a James Bond villain.
Hey, This Is
Funny: Like Jon Lovitz and Phil Hartman, Brooks played a number of
different characters on "The Simpsons," including Marge's friendly bowling
instructor Jacques ("Life on the
Fast Lane"), RV salesman Cowboy Bob ("The Call of
the Simpsons"), and self-help guru Brad Goodman ("Bart's
Inner Child").
On DVD: "The Simpsons: The Complete Eighth Season"
Season 9
Name: "The Two
Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons"
Original Airdate: Nov. 16,
1997
Written By: Richard Appel
Directed
By: Steven Dean Moore
Special Guest Stars: Jan Hooks and Andrea Martin
What Happened:
Just as he starts to enjoy his bachelorhood, and his Firebird, Apu's arranged
marriage, and his marriage-arranging mother, come back to haunt
him.
Why It's The Best: Because it's a classic example of
how "The Simpsons" isn't just about the Simpsons.
Hey, This Is
Funny: When this episode originally aired, Bart was shown tossing pages
from a Bible into a fire. But if you watch the episode in reruns, or on DVD,
Bart is shown tossing pages from a book titled "Hymns."
On
DVD: "The Simpsons: The Complete Ninth Season"
Season 10
Name: "Thirty
Minutes Over Tokyo"
Original Airdate: May 16,
1999
Written By: Donick Cary and Dan
Greaney
Directed By: Jim Reardon
Special Guest
Stars: George Takei, Denice Kumagai, Karen Maruyama, Gedde Watanabe, and Keone Young
What Happened: The Simpsons
are going to Japan, where Marge wants to see their take on the club sandwich.
But when they lose all their money, they have to go on a game show to win
tickets home.
Why It's The Best: Because it's a classic
example of how "The Simpsons" can parody other cultures as effectively as it can
our own.
Hey, This Is Funny: Even though "The Simpsons" has
aired in Japan for years, this episode has never been shown there because it
insults Japan's emperor and, if Wikipedia is to be believed, because it insults
Hello Kitty.
On DVD: "The Simpsons: The Complete Tenth
Season"
In addition to his regular contributions for MSN TV, Paul
Semel writes about music, movies, TV, celebrities and video games for
publications such as Giant, Big Shot, Emmy and Electronic Gaming
Monthly.