Grievous and Butt-Head: It's reached a point where poking
fun at Mary-Kate Olsen's fashion choices is a little like
taking candy from a really badly dressed baby. But, much like Glenn Close in "Fatal Attraction," some things simply cannot be
ignored, including the velvet atrocity snaking across the sinister-eyed
starlet's forehead. Granted, it's a designer atrocity (you'll pay for this, Marc
Jacobs), and yes, this is how it was worn on the runway, but unless M-K has
suffered a severe head injury or is giving an '80s shout-out to the well-oiled,
loin-clothed work of John Travolta in "Staying Alive" or the Lycra-encased, big-lunged belting of
Pat Benatar on "Hit Me With Your Best Shot," it's gotta go.
Too bad her head-trip continues below the neck as she shuffles along in her
nana's psychedelic muumuu. Not only could this tented tragedy easily provide
shelter for sister Ashley, Uncle Jesse, his mullet and the rest of the cast of
"Full House," but if you squint hard enough at the macramé-meets-Magic Eye
pattern, you can see the image of an angry Bea Arthur demanding her trademark
look back. (Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage.com) |
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