Friends Till the End (of the Contract): Word is, Paris Hilton's little sister Nicky doesn't much like
her reality show BFF Brittany Flickinger, and we think we know why: She realizes
she's not really a pal. Turns out Paris has a friendship test, one that involves
... oh, let's ... morejust have her explain it: "When we're shopping, I'll pick out an
outfit that I know looks hot and one that is awful. If my friend says the bad
one looks good, I know she's not a good friend." Now, do you see that
expressionless brunette in the 100 percent genuine Wookiee-feet boots standing
behind a pinked-out Paris at the Sundance Film Festival? That's Brittany, who
has clearly flunked the fashion friendship quiz. By a lot. As in, "Gee, Paris,
those platform moon boots you stole from off the Hello Kitty Goes to Space
display are rad, and those pink knee socks you're wearing as sleeves are so cute
with that adorable white cardie you grabbed from the Gymboree swag table. What's
that? Oh, how do I like your hat? Let me put it this way: On anyone else, it
would look like you'd draped the carcass of Thumper on your head, but on you,
it's totally floppy fabulous. Close
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