Holiday Movies for
Kids
By Martha Brockenbrough
MSN Cinemama
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Kids! They have no idea how good they've got it! Bah humbug! Why,
back in my day, networks broadcast their holiday specials once. If
you missed "Rudolph," Bucky, you had a year's wait ahead before you
could make fun of his red nose again.
To avoid this fate, my brothers and sisters and I developed a
special system for informing each other when one of these shows was
on.
We'd stand in the basement stairwell and yell "SPECIAL!" at the
top of our lungs. The acoustics were good and that generally did the
trick, though I still look back with bitterness at the 1978 season,
when I decided to "rest my eyes" before the start of the "Peanuts"
special. I missed the delightful "A Charlie Brown Christmas" entirely.
Now that you can watch what you want when you want it, it's
important having someone help you identify what's "special," lest
you waste your holidays in the company of Jim Carrey's "Grinch."
So here's the Cinemama's list of hits and misses:
Not So Special: "Jim Henson's The
Christmas Toy"
Not everything marketed as holiday programming for kids is any
good. Though I missed it when it first came on TV in 1986, and am
therefore immune to the taste-blunting effects of nostalgia, "Jim
Henson's The Christmas Toy" is one of the new DVDs I can't recommend
except to really die-hard Henson fans.
It's out this year on DVD for the first time, featuring an
assortment of Muppet-like characters on Christmas Eve. The main
character, a tiger named Rugby, is worried about the new toys
that'll be coming into the playroom. Will his girl have enough love
for them all? He sets out on an adventure and, well, let's just say
he lets a really weird toy out of the box.
The message (that love isn't a finite quantity) is a fine one for
kids. Absent a really good story, though, this is a message better
delivered via e-mail.
Special: "Shrek the Halls"
A distinctly more modern choice is "Shrek the Halls," first
broadcast last year, and now out on DVD. Grumpy Shrek doesn't know
quite how to plan a memorable Christmas with Fiona and kids. What
feeble plans he has for a family celebration, Donkey and the rest of
the fairy-tale creatures ruin.
As usual, some of the funniest touches are in the visual details.
Shrek and his kids make candy canes out of snakes, and they hang
diapers instead of stockings by the fireplace. Antonio Banderas is once
again hilarious as Puss in Boots, this time consenting to become a
plaything for the triplets.
The various personalities want to tell their version of "The
Night Before Christmas." While it's a little formulaic, it's also
the sort of thing parents and kids can watch together without
wanting to barf into their eggnog. In any case, the video itself is
short (just 22 minutes and a few additional featured songs), making
the $19.99 suggested retail price feel a bit steep. You can probably
find a better price, though, and have a holiday movie in your
collection that will amuse kids for years to come.
Special: Tim
Burton's "The Nightmare Before
Christmas"
While this could just as easily be a Halloween movie, it's almost
more entertaining to watch around Christmas. This modern,
stop-motion animation classic tells the story of one Jack
Skellington, the Pumpkin King of Halloween Town, who discovers the
secret door to Christmas Town.
He decides he'd like to play the role of Santa Claus, and he
does, to dark and comic effect. Disney just released a two-disc
collector's edition that even kids will appreciate (it has a 3-D
Jack right in the cover). It's probably best viewed by kids 8 and
up; younger kids might have nightmares of their own if they see what
happens to Santa.
It retails for $32.99, or $39.99 in Blu-ray.
Special: "The Muppet Christmas
Carol"
The real "Christmas Carol," starring George C. Scott, is a bit
of a heavy meal for kids. "Scrooged," starring Bill Murray, has a bit of
an '80s odor to it. (Bobcat Goldthwait,
anyone?)
But the Dickens classic has been brought to life in a great way
for kids, starring Michael Caine and Jim
Henson's assorted Muppets. Henson died two years before this movie
came out in 1992; his son Brian Henson directed it.
Kermit plays Bob Cratchit, and Caine stars opposite him as
Ebenezer Scrooge. It's a great pairing, and watching Caine emote
with a frog puppet is definitely a treat. MSRP is $19.99.
Please do not confuse "The Muppet Christmas Carol" with "It's a Very Merry Muppet
Christmas," starring Whoopi Goldberg and David Arquette. The very
words "Carson Daly as himself"
should make it clear why.
Fans of the Muppets should tune in to NBC at 8 p.m. on Dec. 17 to
watch the premiere of "Letters to Santa." Goldberg appears in it as
a taxi driver (which seems somehow more fitting than her role as
divine being in the "Very Merry Muppet Christmas" show). Nathan Lane, Uma Thurman and Jane Krakowski (of "30 Rock" and "Ally McBeal"), also have roles.
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