Halloween Movies Don't Have to
Horrify
By Martha Brockenbrough
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Once upon a time, parents used to dress their kids up in sheets,
send them out for solo trick-or-treating with warnings about razor
blades in apples and LSD in temporary tattoos, and call it a
holiday.
No more. Now, Halloween is all about store-bought costumes and
highly organized Halloween parties held in neighborhood homes that
have been inspected by committee beforehand, at which organic
goodies made from ingredients that don't cause allergies, brain
damage or undue chemical contamination are served. And don't forget
the legal waivers.
Oh, I exaggerate just a bit, but it is true that I was once
invited to join a baby-sitting co-op in which regular home
inspections were part of the deal. I have signed legal waivers for
birthday parties. And I just saw the activity list for the Halloween
party at my kids' elementary school, and it was planned with more
thought and care than my own wedding.
We're living in a crazy world where kids are protected and
entertained with equal ferocity. I get the former, but not so much
the latter, and long for the days when Halloween was about simple
fun and tasty candy. It's possible to recapture the simple fun part
with the right movie, though perhaps not the first ones that leap to
mind when you think about Oct. 31.
So, though it no doubt risks a visit from Freddy Krueger and his
ghastly tongue, I will not recommend "Halloween," "Friday the 13th," or any other
so-called classics for kids and families.
Really scary images are bad
for kids. And, personally, I am not a fan of horror movies.
There was a brief time in high school when my friends and I repaired
to each others' rec rooms to watch "Don't Look in the Basement" and "Re-Animator" ("Don't expect it to
tango; it has a broken back").
That time has passed, and I am now of the mind that no one needs
horror movies, not when we have the real world (including calculus
exams, the return of leggings, and never-ending presidential
elections) to give us the heebie-jeebies. That said, there are
plenty of other choices, many of which are genuine classics, to help
families enjoy the holiday.
I'll start with the new releases:
Casper the Friendly Ghost and Friends
I'd forgotten what a total priss Casper is, and how much
entertainment value his pathological friendliness offers. The
knee-high friendly ghost is a complete riot, and the repackaged
classics on "Casper and Friends Trick or Treat" and "Casper and
Wendy Scare Up Some Fun" make for a highly entertaining glimpse at
the world and the way it used to be.
If you already have the "Harvey Toons Complete Collection" (a
huge, awesome compilation of Casper, Baby Huey, and Herman and
Katnip), you'll find a bit of overlap.
Regardless, the Halloween tales show Casper at his goody
two-shoes best -- even if they take great liberties with ghostly
physics. Which is it, Casper? Do you want to walk through walls, or
do you want to feed birds bread crumbs? You can't have both.
This aside, Casper, using terms like "golly gee" and "swell," has
all sorts of earnest capers. He saves a baby from a burning building
(while the baby's mother was out shopping, in case you don't believe
me that the world isn't what it was in the 1950s).
He teaches some scary ghosts a lesson by pretending to take "mean
pills." He teaches his naughty cousin a lesson, capping it off with
a very Sarah Palin wink. And he learns to exercise from his "husky"
cousin Powerhouse (meanwhile, teaching more scary ghosts a few
lessons). Casper has more lessons than a kindergarten teacher, which
makes him as much fun for nostalgia-loving parents as for their
innocent kids.
"Casper and Friends Trick or Treat" and "Casper and Wendy Scare
Up Some Fun" each contain 12 cartoons and are priced under $10 from
Classic Media.