10. "Ghost," Best Original Screenplay,
1991
I don't really have anything to add to this. It's
self-explanatory, more or less. "Ghost." Best. Original. Screenplay. It's just
funny to think that anyone -- even people who work in the movie biz -- saw those
words together on one line and thought, "YES!" And then made a check in the box,
looked the ballot over and mailed it. It's funny, right? Kind of funny. Not
funny ha-ha, of course. Funny sad. (Everett
Collection)