And the Cheese Stands Alone: Naomi Campbell descends upon the Vanity Fair Oscar bash looking like a walking advertisement for the cheese lobby. Her itty-bitty frock appears to be fashioned from several tasty variations of milk curd, with yummy cheese balls covering her boobs, and cans of Cheez Whiz emptied of their delectable contents to create her stringy, clingy skirt. No longer are the minions of the rage-susceptible, phone-hurling supermodel the only ones who should fear her wrath -- the lactose intolerant should also considered themselves warned.

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