2006 - Watts Happening Here?: King Kong didn't take it so well when Naomi Watts informed him that she'd be attending the
Oscars solo, and it appears he used his giant opposable thumbs to rip apart her
tulle-wrapped, one-strapped Givenchy. What remains is a bodice so tattered and
torn that even the rag-draped Others from "Lost" -- or the dancing urchins in Pat Benatar's "Love Is a Battlefield" video -- would reject
it as too darn shabby. Sadly, Naomi's ill-fitting, frayed frock might have
worked a touch better if she'd donned any color but nude, a hue miscue so
obvious it makes us wonder whether her stylist was looking to make a monkey out
of her. |