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5. "Donnie Darko" (2001)
OK, there's much more to "Donnie Darko" than simply high school, but it
belongs here because the film wouldn't work in any different milieu. Young
filmmaker Richard Kelly directed Jake Gyllenhaal as our titular hero in this
intriguing combination of science fiction, teen drama, romance, '80s nostalgia
and teen-film satire. And more. It's 1988 in affluent Middlesex, Va., where a
sleepwalking Donnie Darko receives news from a horrifying 6-foot-tall, charred
bunny -- in 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, and 16 seconds the world's gonna end.
When a jet engine smashes into the bedroom of his house while Donnie's walking
the night, he realizes that creepy rabbit just saved his life. What to do?
Explore the significance of the event while attending school, argue about the
sexuality of the Smurfs, fall in love, out a pedophile teacher, attend hypnosis
sessions with a psychiatrist, and endure the self-help mumbo jumbo of a teacher
who feels love and fear are the polar extremes that guide our life. You know,
normal high school stuff. The film also features some brilliant musical
sequences showcasing Tears for Fears and Echo and the Bunnymen tunes. Unseen on
first release but discovered on DVD, "Donnie Darko" is now a deserved, bona fide
cult classic where popular revivals are filled with the rightfully obsessed.
4. "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"
(1982)
You were probably wondering when we'd get to this one. Writer Cameron Crowe went undercover in an '80s Southern
California high school (when you see his autobiographical "Almost Famous," you understand how he was able to achieve such
a feat), coming up with a smorgasbord of inside info that is now part of our
popular vernacular. As directed by Amy Heckerling, the picture follows
the new sexual exploits of mall-working Valley Girl Jennifer Jason Leigh and her more experienced older
friend Phoebe Cates (who gets one of cinema's -- or locker
rooms' -- most talked about bikini moments). Poor Leigh takes advice from all
the wrong people, resulting in some sexual moments that never play as merely
titillating, but incredibly pathetic and disturbing, especially in a comedy like
this. Making up for Leigh's dramatic dilemmas, however, is the comedic icon of
surfer/pothead Jeff Spicoli (yes, remember that was Sean Penn all those years ago), whose stoned-out
stupidity belies a clever sarcasm that's not as dumb as it looks. Genuinely
touching, with terrific music and smart, funny performances, "Fast Times" still
works. Must we quote? OK one: "All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and
I'm fine."
3. "Dazed and Confused" (1993)
We know some of you will get angry not seeing George Lucas' "American Graffiti" gracing this list, but Richard Linklater's "Dazed and Confused," a film
that's been compared to Lucas', really feels like high school. Chronicling one
day in the life of a group of Texas high school students circa 1976, the picture
walks us through the drama of eight seniors who wonder about their future,
search for Aerosmith tickets, and haze (and we really mean haze, '70s
style) incoming freshmen. The picture's filled with future stars, all who give
terrific, authentic performances, like a wonderfully sleazy Matthew McConaughey (in the greatest role of his
career), Ben Affleck, Parker Posey, Adam Goldberg, Joey Lauren Adams, Cole Hauser and the lovely Milla Jovovich. Linklater really captures what the
last day of school feels like (then and now) but also the issues of the era,
like drugs, Watergate, feminism and other topics relevant to the '70s. Like
"Graffiti," we really wonder and care about what'll happen to these teens as
they cruise around to some of the era's greatest music. And we also laugh a lot.
A landmark in teen cinema.
2. "Rebel Without a Cause" (1955)
"You're tearing me apart!" Who can forget young James Dean struggling with his meek father and shrew
of a mother while attempting to fit in as the new kid in a '50s Los Angeles high
school? Directed by the great Nicholas Ray in vibrant color and
gorgeously stylized eschew angles, the film's title alone has become a catch
phrase for the smart loner who wants to make any kind of mark, but, living in
such an existential world, only ends up lashing out. In Dean's most popular
movie, the method actor begins life in town in a police station, where he's
picked up for being publicly drunk. There he meets two other misfits who will
later become his best friends, Sal Mineo (who's charged with killing
a bunch of puppies -- harsh!) and Natalie Wood, who's got some serious
daddy issues. The three form a deep but somewhat bizarre bond after a deadly
chicken race, holing up in an abandoned house where the cops and other gang
members can't find them. A deeply philosophical film, Ray's picture is filled
with layered musings. Dean's family life involves a lot of talking but not
listening (timeless) while high school means initiation by knife. The picture is
also incredibly homoerotic with Mineo and Dean engaging in some intriguing
subtext attraction. There's a reason this film's so famous, of course for the
iconic performance, cool, sensitivity and gorgeousness of Dean, but also for its
emotionally charged subject matter. "The Catcher in the Rye" of cinema,
generations of young men and women have deeply related to this film.
1. "Rushmore" (1999)
Co-written and directed by then-relatively unknown Wes Anderson and co-written and co-produced by Owen Wilson, "Rushmore" is one of the most creative,
touching, and hilarious pictures to come out in the past few decades. For some,
"Rushmore" is more than a movie -- it's a sublime milestone. "Rushmore" is named
for the posh prep-school academy that the film's main character, 15-year-old Max
Fischer (Jason Schwartzman), attends with an enthusiasm that
borders on pathological. Unlike the rich kids at Rushmore, Max is there on a
scholarship, though he's barely passing any of his classes. But he's got tons of
spirit (he heads about every extracurricular school club) and heavy doses of
arrogance. He's driving the administrators at Rushmore crazy but he's also made
a friend in Herman Blume (Bill Murray), a millionaire whose speech to the
students of Rushmore makes a strong impression on Max. However, thanks to a
bizarre love triangle, Max will learn what heartbreak is and, in one of the
film's saddest moments, be kicked out of Rushmore only to attend the drabness of
regular high school. Beautifully filmed, scored, acted and so genuinely sweet,
"Rushmore" is the kind of movie that makes you cry from your well of bittersweet
memories, many from your high school years. And it's got one of the greatest
soundtracks in film history. When Blume asks Max, "What's the secret?" Max tells
him: "Find what you like to do and do it for the rest of your life. For me it's
going to Rushmore." Of course it doesn't really work out that easily for Max,
but his sentiment is, as future Anderson character Royal Tenenbaum would say,
"true blue."
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