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0 out of 0 users found this helpful  Excellent
Posted: 1/14/2009A review of Meet the Spartans by Halaspa
Laughs from start to finish. Have to wait through the first set of credits to see Dubya Bush get kicked in to the Pit Of Death. Makes me laugh every time.
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1 out of 1 users found this helpful  Funny Movie
Posted: 6/7/2008A review of Meet the Spartans by Chocholoco_4_eva
I couldn't stop laughing, especially at the part where they were making frun of Brittany Spears...LMAO
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0 out of 0 users found this helpful  lame
Posted: 5/30/2008A review of Meet the Spartans by roxychick_489
worst movie everrr!!! it was so NOT funny!!!
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1 out of 1 users found this helpful  medocre
Posted: 4/13/2008A review of Meet the Spartans by davidk1177
Had some laughs - went over board in areas with the same joke. Enjoyed teh gay overtones. Never thought I'd see Kevin liplock another man.
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0 out of 0 users found this helpful  meet the spartans
Posted: 2/25/2008A review of Meet the Spartans by moviemanic5285
This movie was very funny but still corny. I was in no interest during the up and down movie. It was gross and surprising at some parts. But neither any moments were remembered.
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0 out of 1 users found this helpful  Worse than Napolean Dynamite...
Posted: 2/17/2008A review of Meet the Spartans by BubbaGump8148
Really it's a shame that there is no rating lower than a one. From the opening scene it's painfully obvious that the movie is going to live up to all the expectations of having a limb amputated without anesthetic. Puke, poop, and 3rd grade sex jokes hold the whole movie together like some sort of humor-drained glue. After a scene where a Paris Hilton impersonator comes in as the disfigured Spartan from 300 I had to leave the theater. I've never walked out on a movie before, not even Napolean Dynamite, and I had to leave this one. I will conclude this review with one disclaimer...WARNING: DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE!
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2 out of 6 users found this helpful  Could Watch it 10 more times
Posted: 2/6/2008A review of Meet the Spartans by YungJAC_7193
This movie (i swear) rocked. Too funny. What really interested me was the dancing. I am tottally interested in dancing so that was the best part. Lolz, Sparten gets pwned by happy feet dude. I could watch this 10 or 15 more times. If only i had the money.....lolz jonas-brothers-rock Plz stay on topic. That is pathetic that you wrote about the jonas brothers. Don't show the whole world that your addicted to something. Cuz some idiots will think its a drug.
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3 out of 3 users found this helpful  The worst movie ever
Posted: 2/6/2008A review of Meet the Spartans by tumadre45
this was the worst movie in the world wether you've seen 300 or not its a waste of time ,money, and existence the only funny part are the one's you see in the previews,if you must go see it take something to read
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2 out of 7 users found this helpful  omj(oh my jonas)It stunk!!!
Posted: 2/4/2008A review of Meet the Spartans by jonas-brothers-rock
Worst movie i have ever seen!!! not a bit funny, it was horrible!!! By the way the Jonas Brothers rock, there music is amazing and they incredibly hot! they are gogin on a 24 month tour around the world so go see them when they are in your city!! they rock!!! Nick j. iz off da chain! Kevin iz so gangster and he wants to sell you a car, and Joe iz superman!! yep its true!! luv always, Fernanda (13) soon to be aka Mrs. NIcholas Jerry Jonas!
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5 out of 8 users found this helpful  sick
Posted: 2/3/2008A review of Meet the Spartans by jbgood7771
I saw this movie and wondered what was I thinking. Worst movie I have ever payed for in 50 years. Save your time and money this movie has nothing to offer.
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3 out of 6 users found this helpful  Pathetic
Posted: 2/2/2008A review of Meet the Spartans by Zuesssss
I saw this movie and i am almost positive it has made me really sick. The doctors say that the overdose of non funny idiocy may just kill me. No but seriously if you expect to laugh and arent a complete idiot do NOT go see this movie. I am almost positive it was made but a kid who scored an A on the IQ test (95). Also if you like not wasting money do something else.
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2 out of 7 users found this helpful  Really funny
Posted: 2/2/2008A review of Meet the Spartans by Snowmanroll
If you didnt see 300 dont watch it. I did! so I laugh my a$$off it was awesome
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0 out of 0 users found this helpful  just boring.
Posted: 2/1/2008A review of Meet the Spartans by movie-go-er-person
okay...they could have done alot better with this movie! they took gorgeous actresses, an interesting muse movie, and poor production values (which if they played up would have been hilarious) and brought it to us with the lowest common denominator humor ever! Unlike epic movie it did not have a roving plot and story line, it stayed on subject, but did not live up to it's full potential. they weren't even trying to be funny! Carmen electra did nothing for the movie! she was supposed to be the hot comic relief but it turned out that diedrich bader did a better job playing a mediocre bad guy! What i mean is that i was impressed with his performance with the eight seconds of material they gave him and they didn't even explain why he was the bad guy....they didn't give him a motive and it felt confusing. i think that is why the movie was so bad...it was just extruded out to the mass audience with out any true motivation what so ever! The movie 300 was so overblown and ridiculous i felt truly disapointed that they did little to point it out. just made pointless sex and homosexual jokes that were so cliche and untimely i was suprised that anyone laughed at them! this movie could have been so much better....quite disapointing. i actually think i could have made a better movie.
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7 out of 11 users found this helpful  Count the laughs on 1 hand
Posted: 2/1/2008A review of Meet the Spartans by Mistikins72
I went and saw this movie against my better judgement assuming it would be as bad as Epic Movie and it was. It might have been funnier if they had replaced the scenes where puking, pooping and snot bubbles were supposed to make us laugh. Save your money.
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9 out of 16 users found this helpful  DONT BET ON IT
Posted: 12/29/2007A review of Meet the Spartans by JLAGapgirl1
I know it hasn't came out in theaters yet, but if seeing Date and Epic Movie, and the Comebacks teached me anything. Its gonna be a stinker. Its the same as Epic Movie, only its got 300, Happy Feet, Shrek the 3rd, Spiderman 3 and i don't know what else but it just gonna ruin their reputation as blockbuster hits. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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