There's Something About Mary

Vainspotting: What do you get when you combine Cameron Diaz's sun-shriveled, melanoma-laden landlady in "There's Something About Mary" with the leopard-print carseat covers cradling George Hamilton's rich Corinthian leatherlike posterior? A potato-colored Paris Hilton, who ... moreneeded only a 6-hour soak in a vat of Mystic Tan and her grandma's cataract sunglasses and most sophisticated leisure suit to show the world that one day, she'll, like, totally bring sexy back to the shuffleboard court. (Jeff Vespa/WireImage.com)