Hippie Dippy: Somewhere, a circus is missing a fortune-teller. Ashlee Simpson is a walking version of Cher's hit song "Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves" at the MTV Movie Awards, modeling a formless floral print matronly muumuu that would have Mrs. Roper exclaiming, "That's one damn ugly ... moredress." Simpson has obviously learned nothing from her big sis Jessica, who is smart enough to show off her natural assets and to stay away from housecoats the color of the pea soup Linda Blair vomited up in "The Exorcist." And while we realize Ashlee is trying to create an image for herself separate from her bombshell blonde sibling, styling a dark shag-meets-femullet hairstyle is never ever the way to do it. Close