Surfer, Dude

Frilled Cheese: Like you, we have no idea who Hannah Cornett is or why she was allowed to walk the Emmy red carpet. A quick check of her credits reveals that she appeared in the Matthew McConaughey box office wipeout "Surfer, Dude" and an episode of "Reno 911!" as "Girl Gone ... moreWild," roles that appear to have been the inspiration behind her monumentally igly (that's ugly on a boatload of illegal steroids) baby blue strapless gown. Why? Her waterlogged mermaid hemline is covered in so many wonky ruffles that emergency services should be called in to block it off with yellow caution tape and officially declare it a disaster zone. (AP)