The Bald and the Beautiful:Natalie Portman is all smiles after being named prom queen
at her military academy. No? How about ... Natalie Portman beams with pride
after being cast opposite Demi Moore in "G.I. Jane 2: The Baldening." Still
no? OK, Natalie Portman hits the red ... morecarpet at Cannes sans hair after chopping
it all off for her sci-fi thriller "V for Vendetta." There we go. The lovely starlet tries to
make the best of her work-required buzz cut in a tulle-and-velvet black Lanvin
dress with a loose and too-low-riding strapless sweetheart neckline that's just
one wrong move away from giving every "Star Wars" fanboy the thrill of his very lonely life. Close
