Sarah, Plain and Small: How do you know when you've chosen your
couture badly? For the teeny-tiny Sarah Michelle Gellar, it's when you're sporting
clavicles so pronounced gymnasts could balance on them, but because of your
blobby, oddly belted dress, people start to wonder whether... more there might be a
Freddie Prinze III on the way. This subdued-to-the-point-of-catatonic Vera Wang
column, with its shoulder accoutrements seemingly made from old hair nets, might
have been fab on a more mature actress, but on the erstwhile "Buffy" star, it's
merely drab, the kind of thing the vampire slayer might wear to her 40th class
reunion at Sunnydale High. Gellar, who remains steadfast in her belief that she
looks better as a brunette, accessorizes her humdrum dress with an equally
unexciting expression, which is understandable giving the critical clobbering
her flick, "Southland Tales," took at the festival. Close