Mary Poppins

Come Pain or Come Shine: When we think umbrellas, we think of classic entertainment such as "Singin' in the Rain," "Mary Poppins" and a bald Britney Spears attacking a paparazzo's SUV. What we don't think about is an S&M version of "Swan Lake," which was apparently the wardrobe... more inspiration for Rihanna's performance of her No. 1 ditty "Umbrella" at the MTV Movie Awards. The 19-year-old chanteuse single-handedly depletes the world's pleather supply as she straps herself into so much bondage gear that even the bossiest dominatrix would be forced to submit. Rihanna tries to tone down her alarmingly aggressive accoutrements with a girlish tutu and a bang-heavy flapper bob last seen bouncing atop the head of Catherine Zeta-Jones in "Chicago," a tactic that works about as well as her pink polka-dot parasol in gale-force winds. (Kevin Mazur/WireImage.com)