Logan's Run

Silver Maligning: Judging by the look on the guy's face directly behind Minnie Driver, he, too, is amazed and impressed that she gave birth a mere two months ago. The slimmed-down actress confidently styles a metallic minidress as she runs errands (hence the practical, Minnie ... morePlain-and-Tall sandals) around Beverly Hills. Sure, her abbreviated frock is a tad wrinkled (and by a tad, we mean it's apparently been stuffed in a Pringles can for the last nine months or so), but ironing isn't exactly a priority when there's a demanding, diaper-sullying little person keeping you up at night. Also not a priority? Dry cleaning, which might be why the frequently spit-up-covered Driver selected a silver number made from the easy-to-hose-down combination of aluminum foil, a beauty salon smock and the shower curtain from the mod-themed dressing room of the soon-to-be Broadway smash, "Logan's Run: The Musical."

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