2005 - Mullet Madness: There are many occasions when the Femullet
makes just the right statement, like, say, a monster truck rally or a Billy Ray Cyrus concert. But at the Oscars, aka the biggest
fashion show in the world, it's just wrong -- so wrong that it makes a sleepover
at
... moreMichael Jackson's seem right. Did Laura Linney inadvertently insult her stylist's
mother or run over his puppy? Otherwise, we can't explain how she ended up
beneath this calamitous, product-laden coif. Too bad it's not her only
red-carpet misstep. The "Kinsey" actress looks wan and lifeless in a dingy J. Mendel
strapless gown with a sweetheart neckline (a ubiquitous silhouette at this
year's ceremony) and an asymmetrical tiered and frayed hemline, which was
apparently created by dozens of cats working together to claw their way through
her couture. (Steve Granitz/WireImage.com)Close