Not-So-Heavy Metal: The only thing more predictable on the
red carpet than socially inept interviewers asking cringe-inducing questions is
Renee Zellweger styling a size triple-zero Carolina Herrera
gown while pursing her lips in her trademark sucking-on-a-Toledo-sized-lemon
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pose. That said, the Oscar winner's striped and sparkly silver beaded frock is
glorious, from the tip of the diamond broach nestled in the sweetheart neckline
to the thigh-baring opening that draws the eye down to her freakishly muscular
calves and contrasting metallic stilettos. Not so glorious, however, is her
Flowbee-trimmed buttery-blonde mane, which looked a heckuva lot more adorable
when it was sitting atop the head of a "Home Alone"-era Macaulay Culkin.