Crazy/Not Beautiful: Go on. Get it out of your system. You
know you want to. We'll just wait over here until you're done wiping the tears
of laughter from your eyes. No, really, take your time. Catch your breath.
Inhale and exhale
... moreinto a paper bag if you must. Ready? Behold Kirsten Dunst and her ex-boyfriend rocker Johnny Borrell,
who, bless their cheeky little hearts, took the "costume" part of the annual
Costume Institute gala at New York's Metropolitan Museum of Art seriously. The
snaggle-toothed former squeezes make the scene at the biggest fashion event this
side of the Oscars in guffaw-inducing guises apparently inspired by everything
from "Gone With the Wind" (think Scarlett O'Hara's curtain dress,
only without any of those annoying alterations) to "Green
Acres" (note how Johnny's buttoned-up, cowboy-booted look is a sly nod to
the show's Hooterville-dwelling attorney-farmer). Kirsten caps off her royal
blue vintage Yves Saint Laurent leviathan with a flower-festooned headband that
would have even the most dedicated flapper reaching for the weed killer.
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