Flashdance

Game Pan: In this topsy-turvy world, nothing is certain except for death, taxes and Bai Ling posing in an awe-inspiringly craptacular getup at red-carpet events she has no business attending. The desperate-for-negative-attention Z-lister decides to bring her own entertainment ... moreto the Grammys by strapping on a game table set up for both backgammon and poker. Bai accentuates her recreational raiment with chic, coordinating bandages on both calves and the tuxedo-style dickey Jennifer Beals wore as she suggestively sucked down lobster in "Flashdance."

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