Red Harangue: It's tough to be objective about Geena Davis' red carpet choices. Why? Because her
infamous Moulin Rouge-meets-Big Bird ruffled blunder at the 1992 Oscars makes
all other sartorial slipups pale in comparison. That said, we're not quite
willing to give the towering ... more"Commander in Chief" star a pass on this stiff,
satiny, strapless Escada. Not only does the gown's candy apple color clash with
Geena's overly teased auburn locks, but its Bedazzled, bralike bodice and
multitiered rear add unnecessary heft to her hips and shoulders. In short, this
dress is a throwback to another era -- an era when Davis commanded millions of
dollars to sword fight and swashbuckle in "Cutthroat Island." Times, thankfully, have changed, and we
suggest the resurrected actress change with them by donning some au courant
couture. Close