Blushed Away: "I love him," gushes Eva Green of Dior designer John Galliano, the man
responsible for her Pepto Bismol-by-way-of-Bazooka-hued haute couture
abomination. "He has the Dior chic and, on top of that, a certain madness."
Well, we definitely buy that last part. Sanity
... more doesn't seem to have played a
significant role in the unconventional couturier's creation of the Bond beauty's
hilariously high-fashion frock, what with its erratic embroidery and
frostinglike fabric layers that would look far more appetizing atop a little
girl's birthday cake. Galliano appears to have pieced together the outré outfit
after catching a double feature of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" and "The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert," finding
equal inspiration in the colorful robes of ancient China and the bawdy camp of a
trio of Down Under cross-dressers. Eva earns extra guffaws by setting off her
gilded getup with a less-than-fetching Femullet and hot pink ankle-tie platforms
so ridiculously precipitous even the perma-high-heel-teetering Olsen twins would
topple over from vertigo. (Eric Ryan/Getty Images)Close