Beverly Hills Cop II

Bell Curve: On the sexiness scale, doing the arm movements that accompany, "I'm a little teapot, short and stout," while wearing a dress Shirley Temple would have rejected as "too 'Good Ship Lollipop'-y" ranks somewhere between Borat's bushy mustache and Robin Williams' arm hair.... more But that doesn't stop Scarlett Johansson, who gives good heaving bosom at the Costume Institute soiree in a sweetheart-necklined Stella McCartney number. Sadly, deep breaths are unable to save the stacked starlet from stumbling in this blah, bell-shaped frock, which she unwisely pairs with contrasting and confusing come-hither fishnets and a stiff bleached blond coif that should be immediately returned to the noodle of Brigitte Nielsen circa "Beverly Hills Cop II." (Doug Peters/Retna Ltd.)