Battlefield Earth

The Wrath of Khan: If you're anything like us, the teetering economy, rising gas prices and the return of the two Coreys have you convinced that the end of days is nigh. So if you're curious about what we'll be wearing after civilization collapses, look no further than Chaka Khan... more, whose impenetrable catsuit offers a terrifying glimpse of what our post-apocalyptic fashion future holds. Not only does the well-upholstered singer's getup bear the dried bloodstains of a night spent cheering on the splattering "two men enter, one man leaves" brutality of Thunderdome, but it's also threateningly festooned with the dreadlocks that once snaked down the back of John Travolta's platform-booted, planet-enslaving alter ego in "Battlefield Earth."