Basket Case: Quiz time, people. In this picture, Kirsten Dunst is thinking: A) "Oh crap, it's the
paparazzi. Why does the Earth's gravitational pull have to be so strong today? I
sure hope my skirt is hiked up high enough to keep the girls lifted and
separated"; B) "Oh crap, ... moreit's the paparazzi. I knew I should have brushed my
hair this month. Maybe if I slip on these white sunglasses I found in the
bargain bin at Spencer Gifts next to those Flock of Seagulls CDs, they won't see
me"; C) "Oh crap, it's the paparazzi. And on a day when my dowager's hump is
acting up. Come to think of it, I'd better up my dose of One-a-Day-Plus-Iron if
I don't want to slouch through 'Spider-Man 4.' Hey, look at the time! I'd better
shake a tailfeather if I want to catch 'Matlock.' Man, I could really go for a
hard candy right now"; D) "Oh crap, it's the paparazzi. I knew I should have
stayed home. Me and my stupid wicker basket addiction"; or E) "Oh crap, it's the
paparazzi. OK, Kirsten, you can do this. Now just stand up straight and look
ladylike. Eh, forget it." (X17Online.com)
