Vampires

The essential problem with the movie isn't that it's loud, violent, and gory, but that, before Carpenter ratchets up the tension in the final 35 minutes, it's not especially interesting.Read Full Review »

The movie has a certain mordant humor, and some macho dialogue that's funny. Woods manfully keeps a straight face through goofy situations where many another actor would have signaled us with a wink. But the movie is not scary, and the plot is just one gory showdown after another.Read Full Review »

The goons themselves, though, look rather chic, flying through the air in Galliano-goes-to-hell garments straight out of Vampire Vogue.Read Full Review »

A gorefest of epic proportions.Read Full Review »

Ridiculous without being awful enough to be hilarious.Read Full Review »

The sort of thing you can't believe anyone would want their name attached to.Read Full Review »

Anemic. [30 October 1998, p.8E]Read Full Review »