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'Hills Have Eyes' a Gory Feast for Horror Fans
By Christy Lemire, Associated Press

You could look at "The Hills Have Eyes" as a pointed political statement, a nasty revenge piece in which a Republican family is brutalized by a pack of mutant cannibals, the offspring of miners who were exposed to government atomic weapons testing in the desert.

But that would entail using your brain. And after sitting through this remake of the 1977 cult favorite, you won't feel like using your brain for much of anything.

Horror fans who like their movies the gorier the better should be satisfied with French director Alexandre Aja's interpretation of the Wes Craven classic. (Craven himself apparently was pleased — he serves as one of the producers.) Everyone else will feel as if they, too, have taken an ax to the head. Then again, they're not the target audience — and the target audience doesn't read reviews anyway.

Aja and his best friend and co-writer, Gregory Levasseur, grew up watching and worshipping American horror films from the 1970s. Their faithful homage about a serial killer terrorizing young women in the woods, "High Tension," was released in the United States last year. Like that film, and like the most effective examples of the genre, their remake of "The Hills Have Eyes" is sufficiently moody in the beginning as it slowly builds suspense.

Retired police detective "Big Bob" Carter (Ted Levine) and wife Ethel (Kathleen Quinlan) are on a road trip from Cleveland to San Diego for their wedding anniversary. They've packed up the sport utility vehicle and towed along an old Airstream trailer to accommodate all their kids: teenagers Bobby (Dan Byrd) and Brenda (Emilie de Ravin), oldest daughter Lynn (Vinessa Shaw), her husband Doug (Aaron Stanford) and their infant daughter.

(Big Bob is fond of his firearms and doesn't approve of Doug because he's a scrawny, passive cell-phone salesman — and worse, a Democrat. Mom wears an American flag T-shirt and defers to everything Big Bob says.)

The family's German shepherds, Beauty and Beast, also are along for the ride and ultimately will play a crucial role in the possibility of anyone's survival. No one ever asked Rin Tin Tin to do the things these dogs are required to do.

Dad pulls over at a gas station in the middle of nowhere — Morocco standing in for New Mexico — which is the last stop for 200 miles, inhabited only by a creepy, haggard attendant (Tom Bower) who fills up the tank and suggests a short cut. Through the hills.

Miles away from the highway and any signs of civilization, they naturally have a well-orchestrated accident. The believable family banter from earlier turns to believable frustration and fear as they argue over the best way to find help.

Aja and Levasseur were good enough to deliver characters who feel like actual human beings. Byrd, as the youngest child forced to stand in as man of the house, and Stanford (star of the low-budget "Tadpole"), who undergoes a complete internal transformation, are especially good.

All the while, though, the family is being watched by people who barely resemble human beings. These misshapen misfits, with names such as Lizard, Ruby and Papa Jupiter, are more like redneck Picasso figures. With eyes on one side of their nose and a taste for blood in their mouths, they take out the Carters one by one in sadistic ways that are often disturbing to watch. Then again, the point of the genre is to disturb, so in that sense Aja has succeeded.

He has at his disposal the benefit of CGI to create visual effects that were lacking in Craven's low-budget original. And as such, he holds nothing back. You'll see the beatings, the shootings, the stabbings and every drop of blood that results. You'll see a character tied up and burned and another whose heart has been ripped out just in time for dinner.

Clearly, Aja isn't interested in the idea that it's what you don't show that's more frightening.

You could look at "The Hills Have Eyes" as a pointed political statement, a nasty revenge piece in which a Republican family is brutalized by a pack of mutant cannibals, the offspring of miners who were exposed to government atomic weapons testing in the desert.

But that would entail using your brain. And after sitting through this remake of the 1977 cult favorite, you won't feel like using your brain for much of anything.

Horror fans who like their movies the gorier the better should be satisfied with French director Alexandre Aja's interpretation of the Wes Craven classic. (Craven himself apparently was pleased — he serves as one of the producers.) Everyone else will feel as if they, too, have taken an ax to the head. Then again, they're not the target audience — and the target audience doesn't read reviews anyway.

Aja and his best friend and co-writer, Gregory Levasseur, grew up watching and worshipping American horror films from the 1970s. Their faithful homage about a serial killer terrorizing young women in the woods, "High Tension," was released in the United States last year. Like that film, and like the most effective examples of the genre, their remake of "The Hills Have Eyes" is sufficiently moody in the beginning as it slowly builds suspense.

Retired police detective "Big Bob" Carter (Ted Levine) and wife Ethel (Kathleen Quinlan) are on a road trip from Cleveland to San Diego for their wedding anniversary. They've packed up the sport utility vehicle and towed along an old Airstream trailer to accommodate all their kids: teenagers Bobby (Dan Byrd) and Brenda (Emilie de Ravin), oldest daughter Lynn (Vinessa Shaw), her husband Doug (Aaron Stanford) and their infant daughter.

(Big Bob is fond of his firearms and doesn't approve of Doug because he's a scrawny, passive cell-phone salesman — and worse, a Democrat. Mom wears an American flag T-shirt and defers to everything Big Bob says.)

The family's German shepherds, Beauty and Beast, also are along for the ride and ultimately will play a crucial role in the possibility of anyone's survival. No one ever asked Rin Tin Tin to do the things these dogs are required to do.

Dad pulls over at a gas station in the middle of nowhere — Morocco standing in for New Mexico — which is the last stop for 200 miles, inhabited only by a creepy, haggard attendant (Tom Bower) who fills up the tank and suggests a short cut. Through the hills.

Miles away from the highway and any signs of civilization, they naturally have a well-orchestrated accident. The believable family banter from earlier turns to believable frustration and fear as they argue over the best way to find help.

Aja and Levasseur were good enough to deliver characters who feel like actual human beings. Byrd, as the youngest child forced to stand in as man of the house, and Stanford (star of the low-budget "Tadpole"), who undergoes a complete internal transformation, are especially good.

All the while, though, the family is being watched by people who barely resemble human beings. These misshapen misfits, with names such as Lizard, Ruby and Papa Jupiter, are more like redneck Picasso figures. With eyes on one side of their nose and a taste for blood in their mouths, they take out the Carters one by one in sadistic ways that are often disturbing to watch. Then again, the point of the genre is to disturb, so in that sense Aja has succeeded.

He has at his disposal the benefit of CGI to create visual effects that were lacking in Craven's low-budget original. And as such, he holds nothing back. You'll see the beatings, the shootings, the stabbings and every drop of blood that results. You'll see a character tied up and burned and another whose heart has been ripped out just in time for dinner.

Clearly, Aja isn't interested in the idea that it's what you don't show that's more frightening.

80
Washington Post: Stephen Hunter

Even as he reinvents, Aja invents. He's clearly working on a big budget for his first American film and has been told he can do anything he can think of. Visually, the movie is wildly alive, full of sure touches.

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80
The New York Times: 

Snobs may balk, purists will be appalled, but this new and exceedingly nasty version of Wes Craven's 1977 cult shocker is awfully good at what it does. And mostly what it does is make you feel awful.

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80
The New York Times: Nathan Lee

Snobs may balk, purists will be appalled, but this new and exceedingly nasty version of Wes Craven's 1977 cult shocker is awfully good at what it does. And mostly what it does is make you feel awful.

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80
Washington Post: Stephen Hunter

Even as he reinvents, Aja invents. He's clearly working on a big budget for his first American film and has been told he can do anything he can think of. Visually, the movie is wildly alive, full of sure touches.

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75
SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE: Peter Hartlaub

If studios insist on remaking classic horror films, this is definitely the way to do it.

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75
Boston Globe: 

Hills is a far cry from its cheesy and predictable predecessor. "Gruesome" doesn't begin to describe the horrors that are revealed on-screen here.

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75
Boston Globe: Erin Meister

Hills is a far cry from its cheesy and predictable predecessor. "Gruesome" doesn't begin to describe the horrors that are revealed on-screen here.

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70
Variety: Robert Koehler

Besides proving to be a faithful mimic of Craven's filmmaking, Aja pours on the gore. But where Aja's version really leaps beyond Craven's both atmospherically and on the violence scale is in the second hour.

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63
Boston Globe: Wesley Morris

The director, Martin Weisz , doesn't lean on a lot of noise and editing tricks. He can relax, since all the scares are built into the Cravens' script, which invokes both "Goonies" and last year's instant-classic, chicks-versus-cave-dwelling-vampires flick "The Descent."

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63
ReelViews: James Berardinelli

The Hills Have Eyes gets points for gore and general creepiness, and for occasional periods of tension, but it's not scary enough to linger long in the subconscious.

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