Pants and wheezes and hurls itself exhausted across the finish line after barely 65 minutes of movie, and then follows it with 15 minutes of end credits in an attempt to clock in as a feature film.Read Full Review »
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Boston Globe: Reilly Capps
Like criticizing the light fixtures on the Titanic. This ship was going down anyway.Read Full Review »
Lacking even a hint of humor or a watchable story, Disguise has distinguished itself as the summer's worst movie.Read Full Review »
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The New York Times: A.O. Scott
A film so family-safe it feels sheathed in plastic Bubble Wrap. Unfortunately, it's not even as much fun as popping the bubbles. It doesn't matter that the film is less than 90 minutes. It still feels like a prison stretch.Read Full Review »
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ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: Lisa Schwarzbaum
An awful, stillborn comedy assembled out of rusty spare parts from secret agent movies and run-of-the-mill ''Saturday Night Live'' skits.Read Full Review »
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ReelViews: James Berardinelli
Even the rare individual who died laughing while watching the trailer will discover that only half of that phrase - the "dying" part - applies to the experience of enduring the film.Read Full Review »
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LOS ANGELES TIMES: Kevin Thomas
But even Carvey's protean talent can't dent this ponderously unfunny and uninspired comedy. It's hard to imagine anyone older than 10 being diverted by its broad buffoonery, and kids deserve better than this in the first place.Read Full Review »
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Salon.com: Charles Taylor
I understand how hard it is for parents to find movies to take their kids to, but the thought of them or their children getting stuck at this stinker galls me. Summer vacation feels short enough as it is.Read Full Review »
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