The film has energy but isn't well paced. Nothing about it quite gels.Read Full Review »
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Boston Globe: Wesley Morris
It's a self-amused, self-conscious, seriously limp throwback to motorcycle westerns of the 1970s.Read Full Review »
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LOS ANGELES TIMES: Mark Olsen
The film gets the scummy patina right, all phony-Leone dusty trails, but while everybody on screen looks to be enjoying themselves, it is no fun to watch.Read Full Review »
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CHICAGO SUN-TIMES: Roger Ebert
The movie was executive produced by Quentin Tarantino. Shame on him. He intends it no doubt as another homage to grindhouse pictures, but I've seen a lot of them, and they were nowhere near this bad. "Hell's Angels on Wheels," for example: pretty good.Read Full Review »
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Village Voice: Aaron Hillis
Bishop's jumbled, wholly unexciting throwback has very little on its mind beyond mythologizing its maker as a bad-ass biker named Pistolero.Read Full Review »
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The New York Times: Rachel Saltz
It's depressingly self-conscious and turgid, and a cast that includes Dennis Hopper, David Carradine, Michael Madsen and Eric Balfour can't drag Hell Ride out of the mire.Read Full Review »
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Washington Post: John Anderson
After all the bloated lines are delivered, and dozens of women are debased, and Bishop has attitudinized the story line into incomprehensibility, audience members will be asking themselves how they got on this Hell Ride and what they did to deserve it.Read Full Review »
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