Armageddon is awesome, dude, but it's, like, short on awe.Read Full Review »
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Washington Post: Michael O'Sullivan
It might make you tense, it might make you nauseous, and its clangorous roar could well give you a migraine headache.Read Full Review »
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ReelViews: James Berardinelli
Armageddon is a testosterone and adrenaline cocktail, with almost no intelligence added for flavoring.Read Full Review »
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ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: Owen Gleiberman
Bay doesn't stage scenes, exactly -- he stages moments.Read Full Review »
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The New York Times: Elvis Mitchell
The actors mark time, and the gung-ho heroics on display are embarrassingly hollow.Read Full Review »
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LOS ANGELES TIMES: Kenneth Turan
Director Michael Bay's filmmaking style is so frantic and frenetic that it's often impossible to figure out exactly what is happening.Read Full Review »
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CHICAGO SUN-TIMES: Roger Ebert
An assault on the eyes, the ears, the brain, common sense and the human desire to be entertained.Read Full Review »
So predictable it could have been written by a chimp who's watched too much TV, the huge movie is as dumb as it is loud, and it's way too loud.Read Full Review »