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Alone in the Dark

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Critics' Reviews

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LOS ANGELES TIMES: Kevin Thomas
Since the film is based on the Atari video game of the same name, it also has much to appeal to headbangers: fast pace, lots of gadgets, monsters, explosive special effects, plenty of inscrutable plot twists and turns.Read Full Review »
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Philadelphia Inquirer: David Hiltbrand
Even Boll seems to lose interest as the story unravels. By that time, the supernatural cliches, plot inconsistencies, dead ends and red herrings have piled up so high you can barely see the screen.Read Full Review »
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Boston Globe: Janice Page
Think of the lamest horror movie you've ever seen. Now think of Tara Reid in the lamest horror movie you've ever seen. See how much worse it could have been?Read Full Review »
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Washington Post: Desson Thomson
This is definitely for people who 1) love the video game, 2) think Slater and Dorff are eminently watchable, no matter what bad flick they're in and 3) are wearing industrial-strength ear plugs.Read Full Review »
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Village Voice: Benjamin Strong
An embarrassingly unscary monster mash, is desperate to frighten its laughing audience any way it can.Read Full Review »
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The New York Times: Stephen Holden
So inept on every level, you wonder why the distributor didn't release it straight to video, or better, toss it directly into the trash.Read Full Review »
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ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: Scott Brown
Far be it from me to dismiss a man's effort (Uwe Boll) in a sentence, but the film on your teeth after a three-day drunk possesses more cinematic value.Read Full Review »
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Washington Post: Ann Hornaday
Supremely idiotic.Read Full Review »
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