Another week, another tabloid headline predicting doom for Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. "I'm Done with Angie!" screams the exclamation point-crammed cover of the latest Life & Style. But the ridiculously pretty pair looked anything but kaput at the New York premiere of Pitt's pic "The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford" Tuesday night. Us Weekly reports they "kissed and caressed" during the afterparty for the well-reviewed flick, with a décolletage-displaying Jolie cooing after one saliva swap, "You're so cute!" The mushiness continued as they interspersed the lip-locks with some "whispering, giggling and smiling." "They looked completely in love and genuinely happy," a bystander helpfully informs the mag. Two nights later, Brangelina managed to keep the overt PDA to a minimum as they lent some star power to a United Nations-set screening of the documentary "Darfur Now," stiffly posing for pictures with diplomatic muckety-mucks. Meanwhile, are the A-list amours, who are receiving a Beatles-like reception from seen-everything New Yorkers during daily school runs with their tots, heading into new territory with their next adoption? The Chicago Sun-Times says they're considering looking to Latin America when they add another ankle-biter to their brood.

Parents take note: The nation's teddy bears could soon be soaked with prepubescent tears. OK! and the Chicago Sun-Times are both convinced there's trouble a-brewing for "High School Musical" honeys Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, who were last spotted together making a McDonald's run on Sept. 16. OK! chalks up the toothy twosome's purported troubles to the nekkid pic-posing starlet's recent quality time with an "older" man, while the latter says it's just one of those teen things. "They're kids," an "HSM" insider tells the paper. "Breakups are natural at that age."

Just how far has Britney Spears fallen? Not even Nick Carter -- a man once foolhardy enough to tattoo Paris Hilton's name on his wrist -- wants to be associated with her. OK! magazine claims the resurrected Backstreet Boy has been gushing to pals that he and the rock bottom-skimming mommy of two are "dating" and that he "really" likes her. Nuh-uh, says Carter, who stresses to E! Online's Marc Malkin that he's steering clear of Spears. "I don't even know Britney, and at this time, with all that is going on in her life, I certainly wouldn't want to get involved," he protests. "The last thing I need in my life is more drama, but I do wish her the very best outcome with everything."

Has Kim Kardashian passed muster with Terrence Howard's strict hygiene standards? According to the New York Post, the comically callipygian would-be starlet was spied "making out" with the baby wipe-obsessed actor at two NYC hot spots last week. "They were all over each other," an eyewitness tells the paper. "She was sitting on his lap and he was rubbing her butt." But it appears it was another tuchis-gifted brunette he was getting handsy with. "They must have me mixed up with his new girlfriend, [Miss USA Rachel Smith]!" Kardashian maintains to Us. "I was never at the places they said ... I've met [Howard] a few times but we're not even friends." But since we're on the subject of robust rumps, Us says Kim will unveil hers -- along with "one boob" -- in the December issue of Playboy.

Are you a fan of Keith Urban? Eager to see where he once ate, slept and touched up his highlights, perhaps while in the company of wife Nicole Kidman? If you have $2.45 million burning a hole in your pocket, then this is your lucky day. People reports the rehabbed country crooner's "private" and "tranquil" two-acre Nashville, Tenn., estate is up for sale. For that price, you get a 7,000-square-foot mansion in a gated community, along with four bedrooms, six baths, a gourmet kitchen, gym, spa and game room. But Urban and Kidman aren't leaving town. His rep tells People, "They've found land within Nashville and they're very excited about moving into their new place."

Robert Rodriquez and Rose McGowan at amfAR's Cinema Against AIDS (Jeff Vespa/WireImage.com)

Is Rose McGowan ready to take on the role of stepmom to five rug rats? So claims the New York Post, which says the bright-eyed actress has been flashing a diamond sparkler from director Robert Rodriguez, who has four sons and a daughter from his 16-year union with producer Elizabeth Avellan (their names: Rebel, Rocket, Rogue, Racer and Rhiannon). McGowan and Rodriguez, who reportedly fell for each other when he helmed her machine gun-legged stripper turn in "Grindhouse," remain mum on the engagement ring rumblings.

Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds aren't wasting any time when it comes to committing to stick together until death. The lovebirds, who have been dating for a little less than a year, are planning a "small," "fun" and "casual" ceremony, Edmonds told reporters (via People) at Wednesday's Los Angeles premiere of "Good Luck Chuck," which she co-produced. "It's getting closer and closer," she hinted. "We've got a lot of work to do yet." No word on whether that work includes sending an invite to Murphy's 5-month-old daughter with ex Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown.

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