Duking it out with your inner demons can really do a number on your skin. On Tuesday, Lindsay Lohan took a breather from her exhausting trek up the 12 steps at Utah's Cirque Lodge rehab facility to treat herself to a fake bake, reports TMZ.com. The pokey-facing, pedestrian-endangering starlet was snapped smiling as she and a minder popped into a tanning salon, where she paid $20 for a spray-on bronzing. Meanwhile, Lindsay has also supposedly spent some of her time in treatment developing a wholesome new skill. A source tells the Chicago Sun-Times that she's taken up needlepoint and is making a quilt to "remind her to stay sober" (because homemade bedding is sure to get through to her when the police, two rehab facilities and nearly everyone she's ever worked with could not). LiLo has reportedly stitched patches with AA buzzwords and a liquor bottle with a red line across it.

If buddies Matt Damon and George Clooney could recreate the witty tone of their real-life banter on the big screen, we'd be the first in line. While promoting "The Bourne Ultimatum" in London, Damon revealed how he tried to one-up the two-time Sexiest Man Alive by sending him a recent Forbes article that dubbed him Hollywood's best investment. "The e-mail that went out to George said, 'Suck it, sexy boy,' and I attached the article," laughed the actor (via the London Telegraph). "He replied saying, 'That's great. I had that read to me by one of the servants at my villa.'"

Evan Rachel Wood and Kim Kardashian are both feeling a wee bit defensive about the asses in their life. "I'm really just being me and growing up. And I'm sorry if I have blond hair and blue eyes and my boyfriend looks like a vampire," Wood, 19, kvetches to GQ about her squicky, 38-year-old squeeze Marilyn Manson. "What do you want me to do about it?" Meanwhile, Kardashian is tired of rumors that she's enhanced her well-padded posterior with plastic surgery. "I'm Armenian; you should see all the women in my family. The women have bigger breasts and bigger butts," she explains to King magazine (via the New York Post). "That's how I was born. I can't help it. I'm not gonna fight it. I definitely need to work out more and tone up, but I'm proud of my body."

Gwen Stefani is suffering from a raging case of baby fever. On the heels of her admission to the London Observer that her plans for the future are to "make babies, make music," the popster mom of 1-year-old Kingston hints to InStyle that her biological clock is ringing louder than Big Ben. "Obviously I'm in a race to have another, but I don't want to do it while on tour," says Gwen, 37. "But I can't wait to get pregnant again. It's so fun and consuming and romantic."

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