Suri Cruise has quickly proved far more adept at winning over a suspicious public than parents Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, but is the winsome tyke ready to use her ample charms to push reasonably priced activewear on her poopie-pants peers? Reports began burbling this week that Suri's matching mop-topped mom and pop signed a big bucks deal for her to front a campaign for Baby Gap. Fortunately, it looks like the personality-plus ankle-biter isn't yet required to earn her keep at Casa Cruise. The actor's rep tells Us Weekly that the rumor is "totally untrue."

Halle Berry's frequent musings on how much she wants to be a mom combined with her penchant for roomy clothes have sparked countless baby rumblings. Now, the National Enquirer is staking an early claim in the latest round of pregnancy rumors, alleging the Oscar winner and model-beau Gabriel Aubry are awaiting a genetically gifted delivery from the stork. But Berry, who is supposedly just two months along, is brushing off the procreation chatter, with her rep telling VH1's 24Sizzler.com that the bun-in-the-oven report is "not true."

Are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie hoping to add yet another photogenic tot to their multicultural brood in the very near future? That's the word from the London Daily Mail, which says the trouble-denying, dino-indulging twosome hopes to head to Ethiopia in November to bring home a new sibling for Maddox, 6, Pax, 3, Shiloh, 14 months, and Zahara, 2, whom they adopted from Ethiopia in 2005. The paper says the "incredibly excited" pair plans to go through the same agency that handled Zee's adoption. But even though Jolie has expressed her desire to "balance the races" in their family, Pitt's rep is denying the adoption reports.

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