We're sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation as to why Jake Gyllenhaal's dreamy baby blues appear to be getting an "A-oogah"-esque eyeful of Jennifer Aniston's suicidally plunging cleavage at the GLAAD Awards Saturday night in Los Angeles. Perhaps he accidentally dropped his keys down her décolletage. Or maybe he wanted to get a closer look at the intricate beadwork on her Chanel frock in order to buy something similar for rumored amour Reese Witherspoon. Either way, the "Brokeback Mountain" thespian was happy to smooch his onetime "Good Girl" co-star onstage as he presented her with the Vanguard Award for her support of the gay community. "Everyone falls in love with Jennifer," he told the crowd (via People). But has the actress fallen for someone new? The New York Post claims Aniston was recently spied on a dinner date with a "tall, handsome blond man." This vague sighting follows similarly hazy reports linking Jen to -- deep breath -- Orlando Bloom, Sam Rockwell, moneybags movie producer Ryan Kavanaugh, Keanu Reeves and ex Vince Vaughn.

In related news, it looks like whispers that Jake's ex Kirsten Dunst was drop-kicked by brand-spankin'-new beau Johnny Borrell were premature. Last Wednesday, the snaggle-toothed twosome was spotted jetting off together from Los Angeles to Tokyo, where on Monday the actress stepped out in a pink strapless shower curtain for the premiere of "Spider-Man 3" and the shaggy haired Razorlight rocker performed at a local HMV record store with his band.

"Motherhood is not for everyone. It is for me, but there's no reason women should feel rushed to have a child." That's Salma Hayek, 40, talking to Marie-Claire about the pressure put on women to procreate. According to the actress-producer-and-newly appointed CEO of Ventanazul, "Society thinks if you don't have children, you've failed as a woman, even if you are CEO of a company." Salma, who is engaged to her impending baby daddy François-Henri Pinault and is featured on the cover of the mag sporting 10 pounds of unfortunate bangs, then zings, "You've got to be beautiful, smart, skinny, tall, rich, successful at your job, married to the right guy -- and have genius children. And by the way, you also have to be a nun!"

Katie Holmes is in Shreveport, La., to shoot the forthcoming flop flick "Mad Money," and she's already checking out the local hot spots. On Friday, the Barneys staple not only took advantage of the reasonably priced buys at Target but she also mingled with the hoi polloi. "I met some really great people, and it was nice," Mrs. Tom Cruise robotically recites to the Shreveport Times. "They did recognize me, and it was a pleasure meeting them. We had nice chats about kids, and it was lovely." When asked about her return to the big screen, Suri's mom grows slightly more animated (think Buffybot, not "Danger, Will Robinson!"), enthusing, "I loved it from the second I read it. I love interesting female characters, and this is full of them."

Meanwhile, did TomKat pal Jennifer Lopez slip some Scientology terminology into her guest appearance last week on "American Idol"? The New York Daily News believes the phrase J.Lo used to describe her critique style -- "concentrating on the rightness brings more rightness" -- has L. Ron Hubbard written all over it. According to the paper, "rightness" was one of L. Ron's "buzzwords." Lopez recently defended "Dianetics" devotees (her father is a longtime adherent), saying, "It's weird people want to paint it in a negative way."

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