If Teri Hatcher doesn't quit worrying about whether people think she's had work done she's going to give herself a wrinkle -- or 12. The "Desperate Housewives" star is once again proclaiming that she, much like a Hebrew National hot dog, has no fillers or artificial byproducts. "I don't use Botox or Restylane," she asserts to Glamour UK, "and I've never had any surgery, no matter what you've read." Besides, says Teri, who's been happily seeing actor-director Stephen Kay for several months, she's worked so hard at self-acceptance "that the appearance of a few more lines doesn't really worry me so much." Also not worrying her much: being patted on the backside by a former president. On Wednesday, Hatcher was spotted exiting the Los Angeles Country Club with George Bush Sr., who was in town to pick up the Ronald Reagan Freedom Award. As the smiling ex-prez bid Teri goodbye, he playfully gave her a double tap in the general area of her well-toned tuchis.

Video: Former President Bush grabs Teri Hatcher's behind

Does the couple who expands their global real estate empire together stay together? The newly launched German edition of Vanity Fair claims Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have plunked down $4 million for a swanky loft in eastern Berlin. The four-bedroom, 6,500-square-foot digs are said to date to the 19th century and will apparently be used as the family's European base. The superstar squeezes, who have tried to remain out of the public eye since the passing of Jolie's mother on Jan. 27, recently snapped up a $3.5 million, six-bedroom mansion in the French Quarter of New Orleans, which is part of a portfolio that includes houses in Malibu, the Hollywood Hills, Santa Barbara and Thailand.

Speaking of real estate, Courteney Cox and David Arquette are still trying to unload their longtime Malibu pad (it can be yours for only $33.5 million!), but they've already found a new place to settle down nearby. Us Weekly reports the couple has coughed up about $20 million for a five-bedroom estate located cliffside in Malibu. The rarefied residence comes with private beach access and a guest house.

Nothing eases the sting of a breakup quite like a mountain of moolah. Us Weekly says Cameron Diaz, who split last month from Justin Timberlake, recently scored a $3-million payday to shill cell phones in an ad for a Japanese tech company. The shoot reportedly took place late last month in Los Angeles and lasted six hours, which, for the math deficient, means Cam earned $500,000 an hour. The spot will only be shown overseas -- and all over the Internet.

Add one more item to the list of things we never wanted to know about Tom Cruise (please see his knowledge about the history of psychiatry, his distaste for glibness and his endless love for Katie Holmes). Seems that when he lays his boyishly coiffed head down to sleep, he does so in a bed that costs as much as a moderately priced sports car. The New York Daily News reports that before Cruise took Katie as his third wife, he shelled out $50,000 for a Vividus mattress, which is billed as the "most exclusive bed in the world." What makes it so special? We're guessing the horsehair it's stuffed with has something to do with it.

In related news, is Katie trying to convince Victoria Beckham to sample something divine and wholly unfamiliar to her? No, not Scientology -- calories. According to Britain's Daily Express, Suri's "very grateful" mom has been craving green tea yogurt and wants to get her bony BFF to give it a taste. "She tells Victoria it is the closest thing to heaven and that she and Tom sit on the sofa getting seconds and thirds every night," says an image-painting insider. "Apparently it has a slightly sour taste but is creamy. Each tub only has 20 calories so they can splurge and go mad together."