The high school-like hostilities between former friends-turned-enemies-turned-frenemies Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton continue to rise and fall faster than Kevin Federline's standard of living.

Nearly three weeks after Lindsay was caught on camera calling Paris a very unladylike name (she quickly recanted and professed her love), she's once again gone to the video, this time to accuse her fellow publicity seeker of pelting her with a beverage.
 
"I'm saying this on tape," Lohan told photographers early Sunday morning in Los Angeles (via X17.com). "She hit me last night, for no reason, apparently, at my friend's house ... I didn't know she'd be there and she hit me. She hit me with a drink and poured it all over me and it hurts and it's not okay."
 
In the midst of this rapid-fire rant, the world-weary, injury-prone starlet points to an invisible spot near her left elbow where Paris purportedly gave her a boo-boo.
 
Lindsay then addresses her reputation as both a drama queen and serious thespian: "... I'm sorry for everyone that thinks I'm crazy. I'm not. I'm just trying to act."
 
The kerfuffle allegedly took place at a Saturday night soiree in the Hollywood Hills, where shutterbugs from Splash News captured Lindsay exchanging words with security personnel, and someone who sounded like Lindsay was heard calling Paris, who was partying with new pal Britney Spears, "crazy," among other choice descriptors.
 
Later, a female voice inside the house can be heard screaming the unflattering anatomical nickname Brandon Davis bestowed upon Lohan several months ago as Hilton giggled by his side.
 
But faster than you can say PR maneuver, the explosive situation was defused, with Paris' ever-vigilant rep, Elliot Mintz, politely disagreeing with Lohan's account of what happened at the shindig.
 
"I attended the party in question and can assure [you] that Lindsay's reportage is inaccurate," he tells MSN Entertainment, adding to X17, "At no time did Paris ever throw anything at Lindsay. At no time did Paris ever hit her, assault her, touch her or make any physical contact with her ... I believe that a drink was thrown at Paris and Britney. I believe that harsh words were exchanged ... This kind of ranting against Paris has to stop. Paris does not insult anybody. Paris does not call people names. She doesn't make false accusations."
 
And Mintz, who last month defended his catfight-prone client after she was involved in a tussle with Shanna Moakler (this one also supposedly involved drink-tossing and name-calling), reveals the healing has already begun.
 
"I am also pleased to inform you that last night [Sunday], Lindsay and Paris had an amicable discussion about some of their differences," the peacemaking publicist explains to MSN. "They left an after-hours party together ... and Lindsay clarified her previous statement. It is my hope that civility and truthfulness will put an end to any discord that has been reported so frequently by others -- for reasons known best to them."
 
And his hopes were not unjustified.
 
Around 5 a.m. on Monday morning, the paparazzi Holy Grail -- or Bermuda Triangle (your call) -- appeared outside the Beverly Hills Hotel, as a smiling Paris, Lindsay and Britney emerged together, wedged themselves into the front seat of the same vehicle and zoomed off into tabloid infamy.

Pedestrians, consider yourselves warned.

And what of Lohan's j'accuse video moment? She once again appears to be in denial as she headed back in front of the cameras to make the clarification Mintz mentioned.

In footage of the threesome from Sunday, Hilton urges, "Lindsay, tell them the truth," prompting Lohan to mumble to the assembled cameramen, "Paris never hit me. She's my friend. Everyone lies about everything ... Please leave us alone. We're friends ... She's a good girl. She's a nice person ... Please, stop trying to make us hate each other."

Done and done.