Most women's spirits would be crushed if they were voted the Unsexiest Woman Alive by a major men's magazine. But Sarah Jessica Parker isn't most women. She not only isn't bothered by Maxim's ungentlemanly poll, but she kinda agrees with it. "What they don't know is that one day I'll wake up fat. But I'll still be happy, just like I am now," the plucky "Sex and the City" star tells Britain's Sunday Express. "I believe in the old 'sticks and stones' philosophy, so frankly their words don't come close to hurting." Continues Sarah, who beat out Amy Winehouse, Sandra Oh, Madonna and Britney Spears for the cruel title, "I admit, I don't think I've ever conformed to the Hollywood ideal of beauty, whatever that is. As I said, one day I'll wake up really fat and that'll be that. I don't really mind and it's really not important to me to be skinny. And it does not bother me in the least if people don't think I'm sexy. I don't think I am, either."

A quick search for the terms "Angelina Jolie" and "naked" proves the alluring actress has never been prudish about flashing her assets on the big screen, but that was then. Now, the twiggy mother of four admits she's a little more reticent about putting it all out there. "I got a little shy," she told reporters on Saturday while promoting her animated turn in the forthcoming "Beowulf" (via People). "I was really surprised that I felt that exposed." Explains Jolie, who in previews of the pic can be seen in all her CGI glory styling little more than gold tint and a long tail, "There are certain moments where I felt actually shy -- and called home, just to explain that the fun movie that I had done that was digital animation was, in fact, a little different than [what] we expected." Meanwhile, Brad Pitt's slightly prettier half didn't take kindly to a journalist asking about the new issue of W magazine, which features nine separate celebrity covers, including one of Jolie and another of Jennifer Aniston. "Why would I comment on that?" retorted Angie (via Us). "That matters because ..."

Nicole Kidman attends the "Margot at the Wedding" premiere in New York on Oct. 7, 2007. (Chip East/Reuters)

Just because there are no lines to be found on Nicole Kidman's visage and her forehead is more reflective than a house of mirrors, that's no reason to suspect she's received some help in the form of an expression-neutralizing toxin. "To be honest, I am completely natural,'' the well-preserved Oscar winner tells Marie Claire (via Australia's Sunday Telegraph). "I have nothing in my face or anything. I wear sunscreen, and I don't smoke. I take care of myself. I'm proud to say that.'' But, adds Kidman, 40, "Anybody can do anything to their bodies. I have no judgment on it.''

Matthew McConaughey is upgrading in a major way. The Los Angeles Times reports the frequently shirtless star has ditched the 28-foot Airstream trailer he's called home for many months in favor of a $10 million Malibu, Calif., pad. The 3,500-square-foot abode comes with four bedrooms, three bathrooms and plenty of room to relocate his trailer park. According to the paper, the house wasn't on the market, but McConaughey knocked on the door -- no word on whether his glistening chest was on display -- and apparently made the owners an offer they couldn't refuse.

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