Is Jennifer Aniston feeling wistful for those long, leisurely days hanging out at Central Perk? The New York Post claims the actress has purchased a plush New York condo in a new Armani/Casa-designed building, where units top out at $4 million (in other words, roughly the amount Jen found in her couch cushions last year). But it looks like Aniston won't be putting down roots in the Big Apple anytime soon. "She has not purchased an apartment in New York," her rep tells "Extra." "She may in the distant future but she doesn't even know what that building is and hasn't even looked at any places yet."

"Whoever said all men are born equal never left his own backyard." That's Brad Pitt, getting all deep-thought-y in the pages of Parade. "I see people everywhere without opportunity. I want to help level the playing field," the megastar says of his charitable endeavors. "When I see someone without basic health and education, without a supportive family, I feel a connection. That's what moves me the most. I could be him, if I'd been born on some other dot on the map." Pitt is also quick to disabuse the notion that Angelina Jolie is responsible for his philanthropic bent, which he wasn't exactly known for during his marriage to Aniston. "That's idiotic!" he counters. "I do it because I'm a member of the human race ... We're all cells of one body, with the same emotions and desires for our families -- for a little dignity and a chance for a better life. Let's focus on that! I believe in the founding principles of America. I want to fight for that. I know most Americans feel the same way."

Meanwhile, Brad and his prettier if punier half may be looking to shine some of their star power on one of the do-gooder organizations they support. Us Weekly reports the A-list amours want to make a documentary about the humanitarian aid group Doctors Without Borders, which Jolie donated a million bucks to last year. "They're hoping to sell it to HBO," an insider tells the magazine. According to a DWB mouthpiece, "Brad and Angelina have been supporters of ours for a long time. They have been meeting with us to learn more about our work. And they have been meeting with other people about a possible project."

If Pam Anderson actually uses the marriage license she recently obtained with Rick Salomon, it apparently won't be a shotgun wedding. In a posting on her Web site, the veteran bombshell says she's "not pregnant, just very happy," despite a source speculating to OK! magazine that she "definitely looks like she's got a bit of a bump." The stork denial comes just as ex-hubby Kid Rock blabs to Rolling Stone about his suspicions over the miscarriage Anderson reportedly suffered shortly before they split up in November 2006. According to Kid, he flew to Pam's side in Vancouver, British Columbia, when she told him the news, but "when I get there, she's partying at this restaurant, drinking champagne, jumping on the tables. I'm thinking, 'That's a quick recovery from a miscarriage.'" Pam recently called her ex "bitter" and sighed to Rolling Stone, "If he has nothing nice to say about me, then please tell him to stop talking about me."

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