"Mad Money" may have been a big old Butterball at the box office, but is Katie Holmes hard at work on a sequel to a previously successful production? People reports Mrs. Tom Cruise raised eyebrows this week when she ordered a couple thousand bucks worth of clothes for doll-faced daughter Suri from go-to Los Angeles baby boutique Petit Tresor. Seems that among the luxe summer dresses were two Huddy Buddy T-shirts emblazoned with the words "Big Sister," along with matching onesies labeled "Little Sister" and "Little Brother." So, is this a subtle hint that Holmes will soon silently welcome a visit from the overworked-to-the-point-of-exhaustion Hollywood stork? Or was she just picking up a gift for a friend (or perhaps her stepkids' expectant mother, Nicole Kidman)? While Katie was snapped wearing a suspiciously billowy shirt while lunching Wednesday in Los Angeles, her people tell PageSix.com that she is not expecting.

Jessica Alba stops by MTV's "TRL" in New York on Jan. 29.

Meanwhile, Jessica Alba is also sparking speculation with her shopping habits. The New York Daily News says the bulging-bellied actress recently stopped by Petit Tresor with boyfriend Cash Warren and picked out a onesie reading "I'm a Boy," which, in another coup for the raise-needing marketing department of Huddy Buddy, was also made by the company. Alba also reportedly purchased nautical-themed nursery furniture, although there may not be much room to set it up after her surprise baby shower this week on "The Tyra Banks Show." The talk show diva presented Jessica with about $6,000 worth of ankle-biter accoutrements, including a high-end stroller, bassinet, toys and clothes.

If you'd like to continue to enjoy "The Simpsons" without real life intruding, you should probably skip to the next item. According to PageSix.com, Nancy Cartwright, who provides the voice for Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum and a host of other characters populating Springfield, donated $10 million to the Church of Scientology last year. (Feel free to insert an, "Ay carumba!" or, "Ha ha" here, or maybe the more apt, "That's a lot of d'oh!") By comparison, vocal L. Ron Hubbard devotees Tom Cruise and Kirstie Alley reportedly gave just $5 million each.

"Believe me, if I'm pregnant, I'll be yelling it from the highest mountain I'll be so happy." That's Eva Longoria, talking to "Good Morning America" on Thursday to warn the public at large to find cover when she's knocked up by husband Tony Parker. "We both want children, and we both can't wait and we practice a lot," TMIs the actress, who is out promoting the craptacular comedy, "Over Her Dead Body." "But nothing yet. I'll let you know."

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