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Let's make something abundantly clear: "Superman Returns" is not a bad movie. It is also not,
however, worthy of the early glowing reviews that have appeared from critics
such as Newsweek's David Ansen and Time's Richard Corliss. In fact, this
incarnation of "Superman" seems as though it is going to be another one of
those bizarre situations where reviewers mistake reverence for an earlier
filmmaker's work, in this case Richard Donner's initial 1978 film, for true
originality.
Director Bryan Singer, a long-time Donner fan, has fashioned a story
that finds Superman returning to Earth after a five-year voyage to his home
world Krypton to discover if anything survived (a plot device concocted by Lex
Luthor that is barely mentioned in passing). The current edit of the film begins
awkwardly as it jumps into Superman's crash landing after approximately 10
minutes. Superman is surprised to discover that the world has adjusted to not
having the Man of Steel around, although that sinister Luthor has another one of
those not-so-scary land deals in the works. Oh, and Lois Lane has a 5-year-old
kid (do the math) supposedly fathered by a man (the always emasculated James Marsden) whom she still hasn't married (wonder
why). And just to drive it home, Lane has also won a Pulitzer for writing a
piece on "Why the World Doesn't Need Superman." Conflict ensues on a
soap-opera-level scale.
All things considered, then, what on earth stirred these critics' emotions to
heap such early praise? Perhaps it's the abundant use of John Williams' original
"Superman" score that seems to pop up every time an audience member might drift
off to sleep? Or maybe it's the emphasis on Superman and Lois' lost love that
will have no context for someone who hasn't seen 1981's "Superman II"? Or maybe it's been such a disappointing summer
for "quality" movies that anything that tries gets rewarded -- even if it really
doesn't work? "A.I.," "War of the Worlds" and "The Perfect Storm" were the recipients of over-hyped praise
in recent summers. Does anyone sit back and consider those movies classics?
Puh-leeze.
But, again, let's be fair. It's not like "Superman" is godawful. Brandon Routh is quite likeable in the title role
(although his mimicry of Christopher Reeve is a tad disappointing). The
Space Shuttle/Airplane set piece is exciting stuff, and Parker Posey provides a few laughs in the thankless role of
Luthor's sidekick. On the other hand, audiences will see the movie's "twist" a
mile away; Kate Bosworth's portrayal of Lois is flat and uninteresting
(which is at least an improvement from the trailers); the final set piece is
drawn out and a bore; and there is very little action.
Audiences should still flock to the film over the July 4th long weekend, but
don't expect many raves beyond the hard-core geeks. Everyone else has only a few
more days until "Pirates" washes on shore, and then the real fun can begin.
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