Miley Cyrus
I say this with all due respect, but if this lovely, talented girl retires
now, we might be spared her inevitable drug, fame or sex addiction. We might be
spared her fall from grace, her comeback attempts, her money troubles, her
dubious marriages, her slow-eyed
children, her hacked BlackBerry, her attempts
at emancipation. If she stops now, she, too, will be spared these awesome
spectacles, as well as the loss of dignity that she may or may not know is
waiting just around the corner, when her show is canceled, when her record
tanks, when her audience grows up. But most of all, if she retires now, she can
avert the worst potential disaster of all: She can avoid turning into her
father.
What actor should retire? Write us at heymsn@microsoft.com
Sean Nelson is a Seattle-based writer and musician. He is the author of
"Court and Spark," a book about Joni Mitchell, published by Continuum
Books.
(Retna)
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