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Retirement Age

In honor of actor-turned-rapper Joaquin Phoenix, we offer up 10 Hollywood stars who should hang it up

By Sean Nelson
Special to MSN Movies

The recent announcement by Joaquin Phoenix that he intended to retire from movies in order to focus on his music career struck many people ... more

But even if Phoenix's career transition really is an art-project hoax (as has been reported), it still raises some important questions. For example: Why don't more movie stars retire? I happen to think Joaquin Phoenix is a powerful actor — all the more so if this really is a big practical joke — but I applaud him for having the (theoretical) guts to give up the attention, acclaim and, let's be clear, massive paychecks that go along with film stardom. Maybe he'll find success as a musician, even a Spinal Tap-style prankster one. Maybe not. But we can hope that his example might inspire at least a few of his colleagues to consider hanging it up, too. For example:

Tom Cruise

Unlike many, I am no Tom Cruise hater. I don't always go in for his movies. (I could never understand the appeal of "Top Gun," for example. But, then again, I'm not a Republican frat boy with no sense of humor ... or a gay man.) But I have no trouble seeing that there are scant few actors who can do the kind of square-jawed, all-things-to-all-people, blank-slate, type-A movie star thing that Cruise does so effortlessly. His strength as an actor is the absence of any discernible personality to interfere with his persona. Which makes it all the more problematic that his empirically bonkers real-life personality is now inextricably linked to his on-screen characterizations. "Valkyrie" was a better film than it got credit for, and Cruise was pretty good in it. But there's no denying that every time he made some move toward assassinating Hitler, you were like, "Hey, the guy who jumped up and down on Oprah's couch is gonna try to kill Hitler!" or, "Hey, the guy who thinks Scientology is real and psychiatry is fake is wearing an eye patch!" It's untenable, and it's only going to get worse as Cruise tries more and more desperately to get back to his place at the top of the heap. Prescription: Stop trying. Call it a day. It's the only way he'll ever be missed.

(Retna)

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