We reimagine the dialogue for "Twilight"
by Martha Brockenbrough
MSN Movies
We don't know at this point what the "Twilight" movie is going to be like.
But we've wondered. Oh yes, we've WONDERED.
Will Edward the vampire have sparkly skin like he does in the book?
Will Bella
the high school ingénue come across as pathologically needy and
insecure on screen? Will she trip on the carpet and break lamps and things? How
many times will she have to make dinner for her dad?
Most of all, will all the vampires be as gorgeous as author Stephenie Meyer describes them? Will we drool, weep
and rashly break up with our normal looking significant others?
Oh, the sweet agony of waiting. It's worse the weeks before Christmas
because, aside from the trailers, there's no way for us to peek at our presents.
And so, bravely, we make this foray into the "Twilight Zone," where we take
photos from the movie and reveal what the characters are really thinking, based
entirely on their over-the-top behavior in the books and our own fertile
imagination.
Enjoy.
(Summit Entertainment)
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