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Name: Smithers

Occupation: Henchman to Montgomery Burns

Distinguishing Characteristics: Bow tie, fierce loyalty and a love that dare not speak its name (Mr. Burns)

Signature Quote: "Homer Simpson, sir."

Notes: Ever present when Mr. Burns needs his bidding done, Smithers ... more(first name: Waylon) is all-too-willing to aid his boss in even the most grotesque personal task, right down to eyeball moistening. The only "out" gay character on "The Simpsons," Smithers remains perversely attracted only to Burns, which is perhaps best left unexamined.