| Grab a fork and a napkin and prepare to feast on these
bite-sized culinary cinematic delights
By Kim Morgan Special to MSN Movies
For many of us, especially those of us who love movies, there are three great
pleasures in life: Food, sex and cinema ... though not necessarily in that
order.
Of the three, cinema is the only pleasure which can roll food, sex and
countless other feelings, themes and experiences into one tasty tray of lasagna.
And food on film elicits all kinds of reactions and yearnings which underscore
just how much emotion we really have invested in our day-to-day eating or
binging or whatever sensible eaters do (we don't understand that concept). Which
is why Richard Linklater's latest movie, "Fast Food Nation," (adapted from Eric Schlosser's notorious
non-fiction novel) works not only as the big screen screed against fast food,
but as a more personal look at what we shove in our gullets as well.
And yet, as gastronomically gruesome as "Fast Food Nation" can be, this whole discussion of food has
made us hungry. So with that, we've thought of our favorite food on film
moments. As Rosalind Russell's "Auntie Mame" famously claimed "Life is a banquet!" So,
please, indulge yourself to chow down on these choice cuts.
10. Sugar High: "Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory"
(1971) Though the much loved and romantic "Chocolat" will pop into many a sweet tooth's head, we find
that film a tad corny and not really all that scrumptious when it comes to
whetting our appetite for candy. And yes, yes, we know the chocolate in said
film is of a finer quality and, we presume, magically enhanced by the charm of
Juliette Binoche, but please. When it comes to wishing
Halloween came twice a week (or twice a day), it's all about "Willy Wonka &
the Chocolate Factory." The story of five lucky kids winning a visit to the
famous and magical candy factory run by the wild and weird Willy Wonka (a
tremendous Gene Wilder) is a confectionary dream that turns nightmarish
once the kids (sans Charlie) reveal their varied and insufferable personalities.
But no matter how many of the children endure dire consequences for their
gluttonous temptations, we still want, as the song goes, candy. And come on --
cut these kids a break. One of Wonka's rooms is entirely edible. Would you be
acting normal after shoving your face in a river of chocolate?
9. Best Restaurant Order: "Five Easy Pieces" (1970) Nope. Sorry. We are
not going with the obvious -- "When Harry Met Sally." First off, contrary to
popular opinion, Meg Ryan's fake orgasm, "I'll have what she's having" --
diner display is the least funny moment in the otherwise charming romantic
comedy. And secondly, no one beats Jack Nicholson in the inappropriate, though completely
understandable restaurant behavior department. The masterful film (directed by
Bob Rafelson) really has little to do with food, but it tops
our list simply for Jack's iconic way of ordering a side of toast. Nicholson
plays a slumming oil rigger/talented pianist who embarks on a trek to visit his
dying father with a saucy girlfriend (Karen Black) and, at one point, two surly female hitchhikers
in tow. The four make quite a tall order when a seen-it-all waitress won't bend
the rules ("no substitutions") on a breakfast order of a "plain omelette, no
potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast." When the waitress
insists she can only bring Nicholson a roll or an English muffin, he asks the
perfectly reasonable question, "You make sandwiches don't you?" and proceeds to
order a chicken salad sandwich, hold the butter, mayonnaise and lettuce. But
where to hold the chicken? "Between your knees," Jack famously and disdainfully
coos. We never tire of this moment. And, oddly, it really makes us crave wheat
toast.
8. Prison Food: "Goodfellas" (1990)
From stirring the Sunday sauce just right (no matter if helicopters and cops
are on your tail), to shoving the mailman's head in a pizza oven, there's no
shortage of delicious and murderous food sequences in Martin Scorsese's stylized "Goodfellas." But the primo moment has to be when the bosses
go to a prison so cushy, not even Martha Stewart could have conceived it. As Ray Liotta genially narrates, we watch the delivery of a
ridiculously plentiful assortment of food -- delicious, hearty Italian food --
to the delight of the drooling but discerning jailbirds. The topper is when Paul Sorvino slices strips of garlic with a razor blade to
such thin, such translucent perfection that when you see it gently combine with
the olive oil and sizzle in the pan, you can practically smell the
delectability. Crime has never tasted so good.
7. Another Reason You Shouldn't Eat at the Olive Garden: "Big Night" (1996) "Big Night" is a filling,
high calorie, good for you movie in more ways than one. The story of two Italian
brothers, Primo (Stanley Tucci -- who directed the film alongside Campbell Scott) and Secondo (the poignant Tony Shalhoub), attempting to save their wonderful New
Jersey restaurant is funny, touching, musical, heartbreaking, sexy and yes,
absolutely, almost painfully mouthwatering. The brothers argue over just how to
save their establishment in a greedy world that doesn't care for quality and
artistry. But, after learning jazz great Louis Prima will be stopping by, they
set out to create the ultimate multiple-course Italian meal. The centerpiece
dish is Timpano, a layering of meat, pasta and pastry that requires two days of
preparation, but all of the picture's food is staggeringly delicious. Though our
favorite scene is the film's finale, a quiet moment where the fighting brothers
wordlessly forgive one another over the simple act of making eggs and eating
bread. If you think having an emotional response to food is a bad thing, then
"Big Night" will remind you that it's exactly what makes us human. And happy to
be alive.
6. French Kiss: "Babette's Feast" (1987) Babette
(Stéphane Audran) is some family cook. The French woman, who originally fled
Paris after her son and husband were killed, has worked for a family in Denmark
for 14 years, preparing food with little zest. But when she wins a lottery, she
decides to use her winnings on crafting an elaborate "real French dinner" for
her employers in honor of their deceased father's 100th birthday. What
transpires is an overwhelmingly tasty, exotic and even, at one point, scary
French meal (the sisters suspect Babette might be a witch in one scene). As a
result of her luscious meal, filled with French delicacies that'll make even
food philistines wish to sample the country's cuisine, all kinds of emotions are
revealed, prejudices are broken and the family is bonded.
5. Greatest Incentive to Diet: "Super Size Me" (2004) Though the exploding
gluttony of "Monty Python's The Meaning of Life" might make you pass on
that second slice of pie, it's Morgan Spurlock's "Super Size Me" that'll cause
you to re-think not only your diet, but your entire country's diet as well. The
Academy Award-nominated documentary in which Spurlock takes on McDonalds via a 30-day test of eating and
drinking only food from that fine fast food establishment, is kind of a
no-brainer, but horrifying nonetheless. Sure, we know fast food isn't good for
us, but the state of Spurlock's body, mind, emotional state and inner workings
are so compromised after eating the stuff, even we hamburger heathens were
completely grossed out.
4. It's People!: "Ravenous" (1999) This one's tough.
We've got some great cannibal contenders in this category, chief among them, the
classic "The Silence of the Lambs," the hilarious "Eating Raoul," the remarkably disturbing "Parents" and, of course, "Soylent Green," which always sounded kind of yummy to me.
But we're partial to that underrated war/vampire/horror picture "Ravenous,"
directed by Antonia Bird with flesh eating flair. The title itself is
wonderfully evocative, even while being blatant, and the movie, about a
Mexican-American war captain (played by Guy Pearce) who's sent to an outpost in which the
inhabitants are cannibals (led by a terrifically devious and sexy Robert Carlyle), is clever, scary, gory and deeply layered.
It may be people, but it sure is good eating.
3. Revenge is A Dish Best Served ... : "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover"
(1989) Working like the anti-"Babette's Feast," Peter Greenaway's brilliant though at times deeply repulsive
film will make many never want to eat French food ever again. The story concerns
the deviant (and, symbolically, political) happenings at a fine French
restaurant in which the gastronomically gifted chef, Richard (Richard
Bohringer), makes elaborately artistic meals while the restaurant's boorish
owner (Michael Gambon) holds obnoxious court with his abused wife
(Helen Mirren). When the wife takes a lover, things, as they
say, heat up, but not in any way you have or ever will imagine. Gorgeously shot
and costumed and filled with succulent and sickening examples of cuisine, the
film's (spoiler alert!) special of the day involves the murdered corpse of the
wife's lover served up for her husband to eat. There's many lessons to be
learned from this picture, but here's a simple one -- don't mistreat the cook.
2. Top Ramen: "Tampopo" (1987) Juzo Itami's
"Tampopo" truly is a Spaghetti Western. Well, maybe more a noodle Western ...
but its humorous blending of the old school Western with the, in this case,
dizzyingly creative task of creating a perfect bowl of ramen, is giddy,
delirious fun. The story has an aspiring restaurateur receiving aid from a
cowboy drifter whose mission becomes noodles. From this fanciful plot, short sub
stories evolve with meditative gusto, including a supermarket manager chasing an
elderly woman who squeezes too much produce, a gangster's kinky fun with food
and sex and an old man who nearly chokes to death on noodles only to be saved by
a restaurant patron with a vacuum cleaner. It's a wonderfully inventive essay
underlining that our passion for food can invoke innumerable and often bizarre
scenarios. And it really, really makes you yearn for some noodles.
1. All You Ever Needed to Know About Chicken but Were Afraid to Ask:
"To Catch A Thief" (1955) For most people who
enjoy a good meal (and a good roll in the hay) food and sex are so inexorably
linked, we're frequently uncertain what's more tempting. In simple terms --
which would you rather gorge on? The greatest sushi you'll ever eat in your life
or the greatest sexual gymnastics you'll ever perform with ... let's just say a
young Brigitte Bardot? I'd probably pick the sushi, but what if
Bardot was the chef? That's where movies happily come into play. Though there
are many classic food and sex films and moments, including the egg incident from
"In the Realm of the Senses," the fridge raiding sequence
from "9 ½ Weeks" and the "I can't believe it is butter!" milestone
of "Last Tango in Paris," our favorite has to be Alfred Hitchcock's "To Catch a Thief." Eating their chicken lunch picnic, Cary Grant and Grace Kelly are at their most sensual and human when the
question of which piece of chicken arises. When he asks, "You want leg or
breast?" and she answers "You make the choice," it really isn't a double
entendre. She's flat out telling him. And yes, the chicken really does look
yummy.
What is your favorite food movie moment? Write us at heymsn@microsoft.com
Kim Morgan is a film writer for the LA Weekly, Fandango and Reel.com. She
was a film critic for The Oregonian and has written about movies for various
print and Web media. She served as DVD critic on Tech TV's "The Screen Savers"
and has appeared as guest film critic on AMC's "The Movie Club with John Ridley"
and on E! Entertainment. She writes for her blog
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