| From fights to femme fatales, we take a look at the 10 finest
scenes involving the man who calls himself Bond ... James Bond
By David Fear Special to MSN Movies
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At a baccarat table in a classy London gambling club, a man in a tuxedo is
dealing cards. We can't see his face, but judging from the look the lady in the
red evening gown is giving him, he's undoubtedly good-looking. After he wins a
few hands, the woman asks his name, and finally, the camera reveals a handsome
devil with slicked-back hair and a cigarette dangling out of the side of his
mouth. He then utters, for the very first time ...
"Bond. James Bond."
And thus, a legend was born. Granted, "Dr. No" (1962) wasn't the debut flesh-and-blood appearance of
Ian Fleming's suave superspy; a 1954 television play of "Casino Royale," broadcast live on CBS and starring Barry Nelson, predates the first Bond movie by eight
years. But it was this initial big-screen outing, and Sean Connery's performance as the secret agent with a
license to kill -- and quite the ladykilling manner -- that burned the character
into the pop cultural consciousness. The basic template of what would become
Hollywood's longest running franchise hasn't changed much since those first few
movies: exotic locations, dastardly villains, outlandishly beautiful women,
nifty gadgets and sexual innuendos galore, all accompanied by John Barry's
twangy score and Maurice Binder's abstract erotic credit sequences.
In honor of Daniel Craig's inaugural turn as the sixth actor to
play 007 in "Casino Royale," we look back at 10 of the most memorable
moments from the Bond films. (We've limited the list to one per movie, to avoid
an inevitable glut of "Goldfinger" mentions.) So sit back, pour yourself a martini --
shaken, not stirred, of course -- and remember that when it comes to wooing
international hotties or saving the world from megalomaniacs, nobody does it
better.
10. Bond and Wai Lin's Escape, "Tomorrow Never Dies" (1997) Bond films
had borrowed elements from martial-arts movies in the past, from the ninja army
in "You Only Live Twice" (1967) to the "Enter the Dragon"-era dojo in "The Man with the Golden Gun" (1974). But it wasn't until they
brought in Asian cinema legend Michelle Yeoh ("Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon") that the series finally found
the proper East-meets-West balance. Yeoh's big scene with Bond could have been
lifted from one of her Hong Kong action films: After fighting numerous bad guys,
her character, Wai Lin, and 007 leap out of a skyscraper's window, jump onto a
motorcycle, crash through buildings and, finally, slide underneath a helicopter
before blowing it up. Did we mention that the duo was handcuffed to each other
while all this was going on? It's one of the most impeccably choreographed chase
sequences in any of the movies, and likely to leave any viewers who aren't short
of breath saying "Yeoh-za!"
9. Goodbye, Q, "The World is Not Enough" (1999) Desmond Llewelyn's cantankerous tinkerer Q had been a
staple of the Bond films since "From Russia with Love" (1963), and he was one of the few actors
with the distinction of appearing in all of the various Bond eras. After 36
years on the job, however, the actor decided it was time to hang up the labcoat.
In his last appearance, he introduces his successor, played by Monty Python's John Cleese, and then exchanges a few parting words
with his co-worker: "Never let them see you bleed," he tells him, "and always
have an escape plan." The elderly man then presses a button, and descends
through a secret doorway in the floor. It's a funny, fitting exit for the
series' long-suffering supplier of gadgets; tragically, Llewelyn would pass away
in a car accident a month after the movie was released. R.I.P., Q.
8. Welcome Back, Sean, "Never Say Never Again" (1983) Okay, so
this remake of "Thunderball" isn't really a bona fide Bond film (the movie's
creator, screenwriter Kevin McCory, and longtime Bond producer Albert Broccoli
had been battling each other in court over rights issues since the '60s). But
McCory did manage to get one crucial player onboard: Sean Connery, playing the
secret agent again for the first time since "Diamonds Are Forever" (1971). It was thrilling enough just to
see the man who many consider the one true Bond back in the saddle, and compared
to its "official" counterpart that same year -- the embarrassingly titled "Octopussy" -- this back-to-basics thriller feels like a return
to form. Connery doesn't play down the fact that he's not the young man he used
to be, but as one cohort says "With you back on the job, Mr. Bond, we can look
forward to some good, healthy sex and violence." Amen to that.
7. She's Got Legs, "GoldenEye" (1995) Pierce Brosnan's leaner, meaner version of Bond was a
nice throwback to the earlier entries after the disappointing tenures of Roger Moore and Timothy Dalton, and his debut as 007
signaled a revival of interest in the series. What's most memorable about
"GoldenEye," however, is the film's femme fatale: Famke Janssen's Xenia Onatopp, a drop-dead gorgeous
assassin known for crushing her victims with her incredibly strong thighs. Her
encounter with Bond is one of the series' more sexually charged stand-offs, as
the two grapple in a locker room while wearing only swim trunks and a robe.
Luckily (or unluckily), Bond doesn't succumb to her deadly charms, and the
future "X-Men" star's character ends up meeting a grisly end involving
a helicopter and a tree. Janssen's feral, orgasmic hit-woman, however, revived
the former model's acting career.
6. The Man with the Metal Teeth, "The Spy Who Loved Me" (1977) Bond has fought his
share of goons, but none of them have been as tenacious as Richard Kiel's Jaws, a giant with a set of steel
choppers and a work ethic that would put the Terminator to shame. After battling
Roger Moore's Bond in an Egyptian rune and on a train (a tip of the hat to "From
Russia with Love"), Jaws' climactic tête à tête is regrettably brief. But two
things make it memorable: First, the towering villain is dispatched in an
ingenious way (note to evil masterminds: If you're going to hire someone with
metal teeth, you'd better not keep a high-powered magnet around). Second, Jaws
is forced to fight a man-eating shark ... and guess who wins? Kiel would reprise
his popular character in "Moonraker" (1979) where, unfortunately, he'd end up helping the
good guys after falling in love (?!?).
5. The Face of Blofield, "You Only Live Twice" (1967)
The ultimate nemesis of Bond and head of SPECTRE (Special Executor for
Counter-Intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion), Ernst Stavro Blofeld
was the man behind many of the early film's plots for world domination. You
usually only saw Blofeld's hands stroking his omnipresent white cat, or the back
of his grey coat; his face, however, remained hidden. That is, until the fifth
entry in the series, when viewers finally got to see what he looked like, only
to realize that maybe ignorance really is bliss. As played by Donald Pleasance, Blofeld is distinguished by his
baldness, an unpleasantly long scar and a look of madness is his eyes. The scar
would mysteriously disappear in Blofeld's future appearances, and other actors
such as Telly Savalas and Max von Sydow would play the character before he
was killed off in the opening of "For Your Eyes Only" (1981). But it's Pleasance's performance
and that initial peek that's makes the character the creepiest of Bond villains.
4. The Death of Mrs. Bond, "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" (1969) George Lazenby's single turn as the secret agent is
generally regarded as a footnote, though a contingent of fans consider his Bond
second only to Connery's. The most distinguishing factor of the film, however,
is that it's the only one in which Bond actually gets hitched (his marriage in
"You Only Live Twice" is a fake one). And since Diana Rigg was chosen to play the lucky woman who'd
be his wife, the mind boggles at what might have happened had the union lasted:
Imagine the offspring of Bond and Emma Peel! Alas, it was not to be, since
Rigg's Teresa "Tracy" di Vicenzo Bond would be the victim of a drive-by shooting
mere minutes after the ceremony. Bond's reprise of an earlier promise to her --
"Darling, we have all the time in the world" -- is one of the few moments of
true pathos in the series. 007 would never take the plunge again.
3. Strangers on a Train: "From Russia With Love" (1963)
Though the first thing that comes to mind when you think of the second Bond
film is Connery squaring off against Lotte Lenya and her blade-tipped
shoes, it's actually the mano y mano between Bond and Robert Shaw's "Red" Grant that's the better -- and
more significant -- fight scene. When SPECTRE's muscle-bound agent has 007 at
his mercy, Bond tricks Grant with a booby-trapped suitcase; what follows is a
lengthy confrontation between the two men in a crowded train compartment that,
even today, seems brutal and violent. After the twosome beat the living
daylights out of each other, our hero finally uses Grant's garrote-watch against
him to good effect, and sets the standard for every brains-versus-brawn battle
the series stages from then on. There'd be no one-on-one bouts with Oddjob or
Jaws had this knockdown match not occurred.
2. Sweeter than Honey, "Dr. No" (1962) There have been
plenty of memorable Bond girls over the years, but in terms of introductions,
none have packed as much as a wallop as the very first. When Honey Rider sashays
out of the sea in her white bikini, you could almost imagine scores of jaws
hitting theater floors; no single movie scene may be responsible for such an
instant onset of puberty among young males. As played by Swiss bombshell Ursula Andress, Rider is the epitome of pin-up
cheesecake circa '62, and while the voice may not have actually been hers
(because of her heavy accent, all of the actress's lines were dubbed by Monica
Van der Syl), who cares when you're talking about those insanely voluptuous
curves? When Halle Berry paid homage to the famous sequence in "Die Another Day" (2002), it proved that nobody -- not even the
equally stunning Berry -- could top Andress' entrance.
1. Laser Treatments, "Goldfinger" (1964) Picking the
most memorable moment from what's universally considered the crème de la crème
of Bond films is tough: The fight with the sharp-dressed (literally) henchman
Oddjob? The discovery of that gold-covered girl? The amazing pre-credit
sequence, which is almost a complete movie unto itself? One scene, however,
stands out above the rest -- Bond's too-close-for-comfort encounter with
Goldfinger's lasergun. Strapped to a table, 007 finds himself in a jam when the
titular villain decides to test out his latest toy ... which cuts a path between
Bond's legs and right up to his crotch. "Do you expect me to talk?" he asks.
"No," Goldfinger replies deliciously. "I expect you to die." Ever the
resourceful secret agent, Bond manages to extract himself from the potentially
crippling situation, but the point has been made: This blond-haired bad guy
ain't fooling around. And seriously, is there a more Freudian way to threaten
the screen's most virile spy than with an even bigger phallic symbol?
What is your favorite Bond moment? Write us at heymsn@microsoft.com
David Fear is a film critic for Time Out New York. He's also written for
the San Francisco Bay Guardian, Filter and Moviemaker Magazine. He lives in
Brooklyn, N.Y. |